I’m pretty sure that bottom middle guy is in Los Clown Bloods

Oh wow yeah 100%

Tag yourself. I’m the guy in a long sleeve button up and tevas

I think it’s actually called “Supper” when you look like that

Snooze you lose?

By only ever posting incomprehensible nonsense, I’ve avoided getting on that anti-AI list. Hit me up if you want to know what that one guy posted and I can investigate it for you. You’ll have to remind me his name. I don’t know or care who he is

Fuck the farmers

Back in the day, we only had some things bagels. You kids don’t know how good you got it

Just realized that the Palanir CEO and Taika Waititi are two different people

You know how you can buy all the Easter candy at a discount after Easter is over? Do you think there will be any big weed sales tomorrow?

Cheez it brand pizza. Made with 100% real cheese and baked in 8 minutes

The biggest cheez it

Instagram is a good site if you want to see minimum wage workers be forced to awkwardly perform skits by small business owners in a town you’ve never been to.

Who wore it best?

Botnet is short for “bottom network”and refers to various exploits to groups of smart home enabled twinks and twunks using man-in-the-middle attacks.

Apparently I love getting psyoped.

Happy deep roast crunchy wife, happy

Be the change you want to see in the world

I accidentally drank 5-6 beers last night, depending on how you count tall cans. Pray for me

My boss sent me a meeting request for 3:30 this afternoon but that is when I’m supposed to be dreaming about the 2-3 Modelos I’m going to drink tonight. Mods?

Fender Telecaster: perfection
Fender Jazzmaster: beauty
Fender Stratocaster: ugly piece of shit that sounds like crap

I strongly dislike Fender Stratocasters and my distaste for them grows every day

First one to give to each according to need wins!

If you think something is bad, but it turns out other people are doing it, that actually means it’s good. I’m very smart

My guts telling me she’s on Threads

hand-drawn by Modern Lover Jonathan Richman in 1970 showing bands that attempted “god like status” vs. “artistic death” - Sterling Morrison of the Velvets held on to it.

You may be entitled to copulation

Das Racist - 'Fake Patois' YouTube video by DALLAS PENN

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This is inadequate! They need to do more. They should record one of those videos where each person sings 1 line from John Lennon’s imagine.

RIP Camu Tao

El-P - Jukie Skate Rock YouTube video by kupolord92

Hey guys this is my favorite song about the end of the world.

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