a bunch of the non-jumping group of collembolans (Tullbergiidae) but that was about it

sometimes I crack myself up over the dumbest things

If Ka$h loses his job, does he become Ka¢h?

I had a great-grandfather on my paternal side who fought for the Union from Kansas (the German branch of the family) and one from the Irish branch who fought for the confederates from Louisiana (they lived in Covington at the time)

Like I was working on a research project much of the day, picking soil invertebrates out of wet soil

okay so has the news conference started yet, is Kash out of a job yet?

YOU LICK ONE ROCK ONCE AND YOU GET TAGGED IN FOREVER ABOUT "DON'T LICK THE ROCK"

If Hegseth’s thinks being scared of a vaccine and hiding behind supposed religious objections is what freedom’s warriors do, what must he think of Revolutionaries like Ethan Allen, who challenged a ban on inoculation promoted by religious leaders by getting inoculated on a Sunday during church?

an early stuffie!

Okay, QPing this because this is a *genius* and extremely enjoyable thread

and now I wish I could have seen Jamie Farr As 5th Columbo.

we all know I have no life, so:

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Best outcome: lawsuit dropped, he's being fired

Most likely outcome: some more BS

here ya go: www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-record...

I think yes?

there's a state question in my state about raising the minimum wage from $7.25 an hour gradually up to $15 an hour in 2029 but from the ads you see about it you'd never know, you'd think it was about legalizing playing pinata with live puppies or banning HS football....

we will never have allies again because no one can trust us any more

.......probably one of the billionaire tech bros.....

I guess I did once pick up an (entirely ceremonial) sword that belonged to one of my great-grandfathers, but I didn't even take it out of the scabbard...

even *I*, a near-pacifist who has never handled anything like that bigger than a chef's knife, knows that's not how you use a sword.

Shawarma tacos?

This is just another lampshade to allow harassment of women that some Karen or Kyle thinks might be trans.

Okay but public places need also to crack down on guys who go barefoot and shirtless then

White bbq sauce? What’s the flavor like? Is it vinegar or mustard?

So maybe I can stop having to change stuff in my PowerPoints until summer break?

I couldn’t watch this earlier but… heh… that took a turn

Also I get big “it goes in the SQUARE hole” vibes off the way that man talks

…..once the four Timbas lived in harmony…

So: killing people by denying them care.

“With 10 miles, I get to get Giardia again!”

*see an Under New Management restaurant online I might want to try*

“Log into Instagram to see our menu!”

Eh, maybe I just make lunch at home.

"American women are obsessed with the industrial revolution"

Me, an American woman: "I literally only think about it when I am mentioning how pollution from coal smog affected the evolution of the peppered moth in London during ecology class"