i <3 being a huge brat

YES MAAM

me

if my plushie falls during sex, we’re stopping so i can tend to my baby 😞

hi yes me pls

happy lesbian visibility week ^-^

i’d do it for free ^_^ i luv organizing for people

A bicep picture does more for me than a dick pic any day

YES THIS IS TRUE

YES!!!!

plsss i’ll bring my markers :3:3:3

i want to color in someone’s tattoos :(

PAGE THE MAKEUP LOOKS INCREDIBLE

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

why thank u

clicker training doggy beds obedience school send tweet

i’m going to eat u

HEY

HHAAHHAHAHA THATS SUCH A GOOD DOG JOKE IM GIGGLING

i was supposed to be NOTE TAKING???? oh fuck hold on

the way ur voice drips with condescension needs to be fucking studied in a lab

if ur reading this n ur playing tomodachi life u have full permission to make me in it

it’s rly not that hard to :(

thank you <333

i would’ve kept it up but someone saved it when i explicitly asked people not to do that! i guess we can’t have nice things :( thank u for always being sweet n respectful

i don’t ask for much just don’t save my pictures??? u still get to enjoy them??? for a limited time???

oh okay i guess u guys can’t read instructions no more pics for u since u cant behave

SIGHHHHH

hai smooching u

cries even harder just for u