A good boy obeys his cock. Will drop everything to serve his cock. With stroke and stroke till he’s hard and drippy. No thoughts but cock. All boys are addicted to their cock.

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Why don’t we have more hypno art with Rocko? He’s perfect fodder.

I’m giving

When you discover your dad has a wedgie kink… Now I’m the dad.

It’s what everyone said Marvel movies were, but worse. It’s sad cause there is so much cool animation, but there’s nothing. Not even a basic character arc. By the end I had a headache. Everyone else in the theater seem to like it. Wild

Look I get the need to defend cause we got the foxy boy, but my gooooooddddd that movie is so boring. All flash no substance. They don’t follow any arc, any story, any anything but a slurry of odyssey, galaxy, super Mario world, sunshine, super Mario 2. The games have better story than this and play

Mmm fagnosis

I wish I could say I saw it cumming. I did not.

Oh no I’ve lost the ability of hypnosis! Don’t look at me!

Trust in meeeee just in meeeeee. I will stroke that cock till you cuummmm

There is just something when two dads share their prize son with each other.

Do more undie wiggles

So what you’re gonna do is strip down to your undies (doesn’t matter but briefs and jocks are cute) find yourself a mirror and take a long look at yourself and see it’s you. Every bump, hair, skin tag, curve and mark. Then say: you’re beautiful and wiggle those hips. Doctors orders.

Now do it with a wedgie.

Do you ever just look at yourself in your undies and say ‘yeah, I’m hot’? With a little hip wiggle.

Nothing like being used, filled, and cared for. The dream

Fit check

Fuck! Need need need need need!

At this point making an NCU leading to smash bros is happening.

There is going to be so much star fox x bowser porn and I’m here for it.

Jocks for action. Briefs for relaxation.

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When Fox gets smacked on the butt…

That would be the most Fox thing. Wolf looking at him in stoic disappointment that his into this dumbass.

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Here’s to the snake that gave us the funny tingles. Whose eyes entranced us to not look away. As the coils wrapped around that mancub, making you wish to switch places. To the ping that made us never want to go back. We were never the same and never looked back. Happy Kaa day

Can I see?

Dad bods make good pillows.

Coloring dad butt

Family home movies are the best

Ohhhhhhh.

The primal urge to become an Alpha’s urinal.