it’s so hard being into space because like everyone is riding elon musk’s dick all the time

Get you a Brother laser printer. I'll work for a couple years at least (in my experience). And then with the warranty they just send you a new one.

Apple Pippin video game console. It has a wireless Applejack controller with 4 primary-colored buttons on the right, a directional pad on the left, and a trackball in the middle. The console has a CD-ROM drive, media buttons on the top, the colorful Pippin logo, the text "Pippin, Atmark, advanced technology by Apple Computer", and the PowerPC logo.

It’s crazy to think how Meta’s name references a product the company isn’t going for anymore.

It’s kinda like if Apple renamed themselves Pippin.

WOOOOOP

Sea turtles released into nature in southwestern Japan | NHK WORLD-JAPAN News Children in southwestern Japan got an opportunity to view sea turtles' initial swim into the sea. The turtles had been under human care since immediately after they hatched.

It's Wednesday. If the week has already gone on too long, clear your mind and refresh your soul with this NHK video of children cheering young sea turtles on as they make their way to the ocean near Amami City in Kagoshima Prefecture, Japan.
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The social media pivot from chronological timelines to popular-first was done at least partly to throttle real time organizing

I hate when nobody tells me Bruce Greenwood is in stuff. You know I’ll watch Bruce Greenwood when he’s in stuff if I’m told Bruce Greenwood is in stuff

THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT

“Strange Fruit” by Billie Holiday was recorded exactly 87 years ago yesterday.

An onion will do well for such a shift

Divinyls - I Touch Myself YouTube video by OneHitWondered

A day to remember Chrissy Amphlett, who #DOTD in 2013… Fronting the Aussie rock group Divinyls, Chrissy earned US #OneHitWonder honors in 1991 when their provocative new wave single “I Touch Myself” spent 12 weeks on the US #Billboard #Top40, peaking at #4. #ChrissyAmphlett #OneHitWondered #MusicSky

Soup without a texture

Damn soup has no texture

Happy 79th birthday to Star Trek actor Iggy Pop.

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

Some timeline stuff:
— We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks.
— We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs.
— Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

“Most artists are concerned about how long they’ll be around. I’m concerned about how long my music will be around.”
- Prince

On this day 2016, Prince passed at 57. It's been a decade since the end of The Purple Reign. Stunning musician, Rock, R&B, Pop & Funk legend, beyond brilliant guitarist.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

Little baby possum, not sure about being held in until the human's hand

My husband just made a new friend in the beer garden.

We consulted Hattie Mae's mom to see if he's old enough to be on his own and she said he is, so we're leaving him where he found him. 🥹

Power Macintosh 5260 - Wikipedia

The day before one of the shittiest most generic poor Macs to exist was released.

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What the hell

I started hrt the day steamed hams first aired.

I was once catching up with a few people whose careers I respect to get some thoughts about what to do next and one of them said

"You know, your next thing doesn't have to be bigger than your last thing."

And it remains one of the most creatively freeing things I've ever heard.

Lisa Simpson staring at the ceiling

I committed myself to a project but then I lost interest in it, and now there’s shit all over my house to clean up

“bork?”

There’s some Fisher-Price Adventure People walkin’ around saying “hell yeah, that van’s ours.”

Paying tribute to Sam Kieth.

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“All Summer Long” would be a terrible song on its own merits by any sane person’s measure, but its true crime is making me think “Werewolves Of London” is playing, and instead it’s that fuckin’ Michigan Rich Nazi In White Trash Cosplay.

(I don’t care about “Sweet Home Alabama”)

Baby goat on top of a giant tortoise. Tortoise is chomping some romaine lettuce

This machine kills fascists

Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

I'm just going to reiterate:

Turns out I never lost my enthusiasm or wonder for spaceflight, I just fucking hate Elon Musk and his idiotic bullshit.