I, for one, would prefer my tax dollars didn’t fund the state-sponsored abduction of a 5-year-old boy by masked goons and the removal of slavery memorials, but hey, half the country didn’t want to vote for the woman with the quirky laugh.

Wait, you want me to get nostalgic for 2016, the year everything around us started unraveling?

Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons in a hockey arena. He’s dressed in a shirt that says “COACH.” He’s yelling, “Let’s tear this place apart!”

Accurate.

No one can convince me “Steal This Album” isn’t the best System of a Down album.

I haven’t posted on this app in months and this is how I am choosing to reemerge: with a nu metal hot take.

Due to several stressful life things going on, I've become completely out of the loop on the news. Low-key recommend.

An extremely rare win from Babylon Bee

This meme just hits different these days.

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Hey! There's a new episode of my podcast! My lovely wife returns to the show to talk about the time she found herself in the middle of a true crime story while volunteering on a remote farm in Spain. Listen on your podcast app of your choice or YouTube!

I know. It gives off real “didn’t read the whole book” energy.

The TikTok kids are discovering and being radicalized by Rage Against the Machine’s music and that gives me hope.

Thank you!

Hey Bluesky, one tidbit you should know about me is that people pay me from time to time to write things.

Well, one of those things — a branded print article for TIME magazine promoting The Boys on Prime Video — just won a Clio award.

Really humbled and grateful for this! Please clap.

We Enterprise fans/apologists are few, but dedicated!