Way back in classical times, it was a virtue to have a small penis; it meant you were smarter and prioritized knowledge. There are classical art pieces where the dicks are much bigger, and that nudity is still okay.
My boyfriend, complaining about a children's book: "oh. They just *expect* you to read the pictures too."
Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.
My boyfriend and I were in Edmonton, and at one of the first stops in the Mall, I sheepishly asked if he'd buy me a cane. I've thought about it for years but never actually gotten one.
Guys.
I walked the WHOLE DAY and didn't feel tired until the end. I didn't have to ask to stop or sit down ONCE.
It sucks because if you had an agent, you could probably get them to call Netflix to get it fixed, but it's nearly impossible to do without someone who can do that on your behalf
This is the worst ending
Magcargo evolution to save him from perishing from a single Water Gun shot. Their intense internal temp has fortified their brittle Rock shell into a solid Steel furnace, but has melted the rest of their body. #fakemon
Why does YouTube sometimes cut out the first few milliseconds of a video? I'll click a video, hear what sounds like a weird editing mistake, go back to hear it again, and all of a sudden I hear the full word.
Baby is You was shitposting, literally taking a rule that was added to the forums (don't make art of underage characters being pregnant), and asking the question "what about music?"
It's edgy, memelord humour from 2010, and it's not indicative of his current writing.
Which should be obvious.
Watching JaruJaurJ triple down on "the soul is Chara" is maybe the biggest fumble of media literacy I've ever seen.
Jaru is gonna play Doki Doki Literature Club and say that Monika didn't realize she's a video game character, but that she's in the wrong game or something.
@jagdude21.bsky.social are you like to pumpkin?
Sharties
"so... Vodka is like a potato salad?" ~my bf's 9 year old son
What a handy person you are 😘
I'm so sorry you've been made to feel this way.
"I'm not doing your dirty work for you. You're gonna have to fuck me off yourself." ~The Boyfriend
If you're a werewolf, you have to bite me.
Not to turn me or anything, just to turn me on.
It got worse, actually! If you can believe that.
Oh my God, do you even *know* the muffin man?
He replayed [two of the first games he ever played], I don't see why he can't replay [the game he literally just finished] too
I definitely thought kingdom hearts
Tonight, we dream only happy memories.
People keep checking in on me and they're like "how are you doing? I'm worried about you" and it's like... Bad, okay? I'm doing bad! Everything sucks, and I really appreciate that you care about me, but it's not good! I have nothing to report, and everything is bad.
It'll get better eventually.
You're literally in the main row of mine. You're damn gorgeous.
Does Banjo Tooie count?
They should invent a me whose muscles don't hurt all the time.
I need Bluesky to stop getting rid of all my notifications when I tap on one of them.
But sometimes things aren't our faults, and they just suck, and there's no good explanation. Sometimes bad things happen to you, and you're not the one to blame for it. Sometimes it's not selfish to admit that you wish you were treated better.
I guess it comes from my ever-present impostor syndrome, and my need to act like I'm actually totally okay with everything. Pretending that I didn't deserve it is like saying "I've already moved on to acceptance, and it's actually all my fault."
The first stage of grief is denial, which for me isn't denial that the thing I'm grieving isn't in my life anymore, it's denial that I ever deserved it in the first place. Self deprecating jokes about "that's why he cheated on me" or "that's why I should have been fired."