The USPTO:

My experience with Deepseek so far

I feel bad for the Bills. If the Chiefs weren't around they could have easily lost 4 more Super Bowls.

Who's gonna tell Trump that he lives in Colombia?

It's not a coincidence that the new USPTO director is named after the world's strongest trademark

You had to know TikTok's time was limited. It's in the name.

Thinking about starting a TikTok

What made you so much tensor?

I bet you have to FIELD some questions about that tattoo

Only 5.5 more hours....

Cross examination is a fun skill to have in court and a REALLY fun skill to have when your teenager is lying to you.

I don't have a Netflix account right now but I have been tempted

Merry Christmas

What the world wants is an adaption of the Epic of Gilgamesh starring Jason Momoa

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For @tudorsandtms.bsky.social

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Yes, it was a joke

If you guys are mad about a $600m wedding, wait until you hear how much is spent on frivolous patent lawsuits

I dunno. I favor the absurdly wealthy spending absurd amounts of money on whatever they want. At least that recycles the money back into the economy. Only other option is they sit on it Smaug style

Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?

Patent Attorney: There is no longer a requirement for reasonable diligence in reduction to practice.

What do you want them to do, give that money to you?!

How big is the market niche for worried about autism but not worried about the side effects of cocaine?

I feal like @ecoandrewtrc.bsky.social would be a great collaborator for that

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The first time you read a patent claim

For a second there I thought @legalminimum.bsky.social had the email address "ihavegod..."

Looks like we're significantly expanding the TrackOne Prioritized Examination program! #USPTO