Family game night I want to jump out of my apartment

. . .Sports? I think you know which two are into sports.

( He snorts as he starts to shovel in the pizza into his mouth for one, massive bite. )

Mn. My mom and- my twink dad- they like watching Buffy together.

Nah, nothing that really catches my eye right now? I haven’t been at home long enough to binge watch anything, either.

( Just going to channel surf as he goes to pick up his own slice. )

I mean— If you want the company. Wasn’t sure if you had plans today or not.

( Just gonna make himself nice and comfy on the couch with a sigh. )

( Plopping a fresh pizza box with Specchio’s favorite toppings right in front of him. )

Happy Birthday.

Oi.

@speckyposting.bsky.social

. . .😟

Quit callin my mom a stripper. Half of Passione dresses like one anyways

I don’t want to talk about it.

WHAT THE FUCK

Stuck on the shitter with no toilet paper I may actually kill myself everyone is ASEEP

PFFFFFFFT—

Have a nice! Evening! Dinner? Yeah? Yeah.

( 👉👉 slowly walking away…….. )

( I think kicking her out of the band was actually worse than the break up. . . 💧 )

That’s good. I’m glad. . .

. . .🧍🏽 Tell her I’m also sorry about the band.

( Cringing. Hard. )

She’s, uh. . . She’s doing okay? 💧

// I’m a ‘Dante projects his attitude 10000% but he’s actually a big sensitive baby underneath’ truther

. . .Hey. Sir. 🧍🏽 I’m uh. A little literate. Not as smart as Biscotti, no sir.

( How QUICKLY he folds. )

I don’t speak Italian, sorry.

MY DADS HERE FUCK

WOW.

Yes, it’s about the drugs. I would not be here if there were bugs. Rest in peace my little soul, taken too soon by the roaches and spiders.

My dad has roaches alright.

// should I explain my secret Dante lore where he discovers he likes guys too post biscotti break up bc one of my seccolata fankids starts stalking him lmfao

( Scratching his ass )

WHY IS SHE ON HERE