Best ONN in months at least.

Your government refusing to prosecute sexual predators, but protect them instead, only makes sense when you realize your government is being run by sexual predators.

Congratulations, Virginia! Republicans are trying to tilt the midterm elections in their favor, but they haven’t done it yet. Thanks for showing us what it looks like to stand up for our democracy and fight back.

They laughed at us because Americans were stupid enough to "vote" him back into office. Now they look at us with disgust and distrust.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

I still can't believe Trump had to be taken out of the situation room and the Nuclear football hidden from him yesterday and it NOT THE FUCKING HEADLINE EVERYWHERE. We are doomed.

If not for Trump, what's the emoluments clause for? What's impeachment for? What's the 25th Amendment for? What's section 3 of the 14th Amendment for? What are checks and balances for?

The baddies are cherrypicking the Constitution the same way they do the bible: for their own benefit.

Happy Taco Tuesday 🌮

I love tacos, I wish they were on every corner.

A great Patriot!!!! One of the bestest cities in America!!!

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Translation:

This deal is about to be exactly like the JCPOA, minus Obama’s signature

The US Navy fired on and seized an Iranian-flagged cargo ship today.
That's not blockade enforcement. That's a kinetic act on a sovereign vessel.
Anyone still calling this a "limited operation" isn't paying attention.
#HoldFast

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

If you ask me, Sen. Jon Ossoff is sounding more and more like a potential 2028 presidential candidate.

The DOJ is now 120 days overdue to release the Epstein files.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

Jenner’s passport was changed to ‘Male’ under Trump’s new policy.

I will be really, REALLY happy when John Fetterman leaves the Senate.

Trump at a UFC event last night told fighter Paulo Costa he’s too good-looking to fight.

“You’re a beautiful guy. You could be a model, you look so good.”

This was what Trump was doing as negotiations with Iran imploded.

We elected you to Congress to be a check on executive power, not a spectator.

You swore an oath to defend the Constitution, not to protect a man who threatens democracy, threatens war, and threatens the future.

Stop hiding behind voters.

Stop punting responsibility.

DO YOUR JOBS.👇

Trump didn’t hide his mindset in 1987. He told Barbara Walters the U.S. should take Iranian oil and keep it, even after being asked about war. He treated military conflict like a business move.

We’re about to pay Iran $6 billion to re-open the thing that was open before the war.

Art of the deal, baby.

#ChaosRecap for April 10, 2026

Why Melania Trump is Spiraling & Who is Amanda Ungaro YouTube video by BurbNBougie: The Feral Feminist

WoW!!!!

So Melania is being called out personally by an Epstein victim who's the Ex-girlfriend of trump's 'FRIEND' ...

We all heard about her deportation, but we didn't hear of all of this.

#AmandaUngaro is not playing with you fools!!!

youtu.be/edl8gdljfWk?...

I would rather that my tax dollars NOT go to supporting a foreign dictator and Putin ally. -- Sigh.