Oh, honey, no.

If you meant the firm, it says CS Research but the web address is research.net which is part of surveymonkey. So I don’t know how expensive we’re talking. Still a mass text campaign, though.

Definitely for Forbes.

John Forbes seeks Polk supervisor seat — this time against Matt McCoy Polk County Supervisor Board chair Matt McCoy will face John Forbes in a primary election on June 2.

This race.

Local polling for a board of supervisors race? Oh buddy. We’re in the heat of it, now.

This is what “running the government like a business” looks like.

1. Adore.
2. If I Was Your Girlfriend.
3. The Beautiful Ones.

Top 3 subject to change into a top 5 on any given day.

lol. lmao, even.

…it’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

There has been a spammer that has been spamming my personal email using the same name (Andrew Harrington) for over 5 years. You typically don’t see dedication like that anymore.

I guess, bro.

These are the particularly unique scams that I’m now subject to since I’ve filed for state office. They bizarrely always involve a piano.

“I’m Randy Feenstra and I know government isn’t the solution, it’s the problem.”

- Man running for governor.

Just FaceTimed with my mom for the first time. This must be what people who discovered fire felt like.

If you don’t personally invite me to a political event, well,

The good news is that there weren’t any wins worth keeping from 2023.

Oh look the Cubs are on a channel I can actually watch WEEEEELP.

I’m watching C-SPAN and writing thank you cards. Is this my life now?

This continues to be the best use of Genius.com

Did we not leave “diabolical” in 2025?

Rose in control on Sunday? What could possibly happen?

Cam Young put more sponsors on your shirt challenge.

Is there a limit on how many times you can watch this? I feel like I’ve already exceeded it.

Rory McIlroy my beloved.

I don’t need to eat for the rest of the week.

Ah, the classic

99% positive I saw Brown (and some other players) in a TPUSA post wearing their gear on campus.