The only thing surprising here, is that he spelled “immeasurably” right. I did not see that coming at all.

Kudos to Chappell. I have never had health insurance. It is HARD.

An excerpt from my coming book, In My Remaining Years. These things are important to discuss.

Hitting you with another In My Remaining Years shoot pic with @withreservation.bsky.social

Full of Easter Eggs from the book/audiobook - which I beg you to pre-order. I haz link. Come get.

STAY FABULOUS.

Zero compliance. Stay fabulous.

In My Remaining Years book rollout. More to come. Share with your friends and enemies. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Magical collaboration with
@withreservation.bsky.social

Always remember if you ate beets. Especially right now, you don’t need the extra stress of poop alarm.

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It's Always Bigger Than Fashion. The cyclical nature of human expression. And Orcas.

This is one of my favorite pieces from my Substack. Salmon hats on Orcas and…Zoot Suits? Everything is always connected.

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Fabulous! Make haste!

Questions to Pete Hegseth from Sen Tim Sheehy at this confirmation hearing:

“How many genders are there?”

“How many push ups can you do.”

This piece “Last Spoon For Sale” already sold - happily, to a fellow spoonie 🥄

On my experience working under capitalism with chronic pain. Spondylolisthesis and EDS.

#artsky

If you ask me where the monsters are, I promise you don’t have enough time for the answer.

Ask me where the good people are and it will be a short chat.

Hahahahaha!

Awww thank you and I’ll miss you all!

Every night I make a fool of myself by doing my elaborate skin care routine, putting my glasses back on and slowly becoming blinded as all my products smears across my lenses while I scroll through videos.

It’s like a time lapse of having voluntary cataracts. There is crying.

Open to tips on alienating more men on a daily basis. Ideas?

I need to manage the rage sparked in me when people don’t wipe a counter clean after they’ve been cooking. Food and seasonings everywhere. Help.

Space guy is giving big Nino Brown, New Jack City energy.

I understand The Substance was like - a BAD idea to take. I get it.

And I don’t want a younger me for any reason other than to just DO THINGS while I sleep in a wall. And I don’t wear a lot of backless things, so that’s not a problem - yes I know it didn’t go well!

But the first week was OKAY 🤷🏽‍♀️

It’s really nice just being quietly in the account cut here. Real nice. Peaceful.

As long as you don’t have to worry about a high level of upkeep healing - yeah.

Above my pay grade, 🤷🏽‍♀️.

It’s the time to keep bleach hypothetical. Undeveloped.

Same. 😖

And unfortunately it should have been addressed specifically to me, a week ago. But here we are. All these bobby pins later.

Introduce yourself to Pennywise.

Dammit
I’m so sorry, this wasn’t a riddle was it

This is a historically accurate, cutting truth.

Put the scissors down.
Now is not the time to cut bangs.

Littles is a white Turkish Angora cat with green eyes. He is sitting in a perfect loaf position, looking at the camera. Underneath him, a brightly colored rug.

Littles would also like to say hello (“marrrr maaap meh”) and said to show you this loaf he’s been baking — especially if your brain is oozing out of your ears and your skull feels like it’s full of tiny anvils.
10/10 loaf
0/1000 anvils

This morning, doing my best to get all of the work tied to my book done- I am overwhelmed to tears. Generationally, ancestrally exhausted. I have the Infinity Stones. Queer, Gender Transcendent, Naturalized citizen, Cape Coloured person. How to get all my things in order in time? How to work? 😮‍💨

I’m here!