Crikey, I was there a while 7 hours earlier, really makes you think*
*it doesn’t really, it’s sarcasm, 7 hours is ages so I was never in danger, however I bet someone will still say it
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Saw John Mulaney and the Palladium tonight, absolutely brilliant
At the Pallidium for a comedian
Which is useful #COYS
Ends with someone stepping off the train and having a look around before walking off and doing exactly the same at the top of the escalators
Blocked
This series is shaping up well too, everyone just seems happy to be there
The US focus stems from James Acaster and others becoming bigger over there and people go looking for other things they’ve done and finding TM clips on YouTube; I don’t think they went searching it’s genuinely organic growth
I made the mistake of reading it; absolute drivel
Reads like the rantings of someone who asked to go on and was laughed out of the room.
I would riot, but the lack of protein would stop my ability
Yep, if I’m close to the end, desperately looking for empathy for the seemingly endless pain and suffering, I’d trust someone who used to be married to Tom Cruise
You did
Yeah all those families in the Midwest of the US lost their homes to tornados because they were wearing shorts
Yeah all those families in the Midwest of the US lost their homes to tornados because they were wearing shorts
This is smidge annoying
I’ve been looking for an potential upside to Spurs’ impending relegation and I think I’ve got it:
There is 0 chance of being immediately promoted so the performative moaners will eventually burn themselves out
29/30 might have some pleasant online discourse as we all look forward to Orient away
Doctor was it aye?
Easily the worst of the 4
Hopefully the producers will learn a lesson from that #SNLUK
I’ll give Jack Whitehall credit where it’s due; he clearly wrote this monologue as I haven’t laughed once #SNLUK
Never sad to get this wrong….
88
90+ 2
Nope, never correct, just accepted
Much like people now accepting the misuse of ‘literally’
It’s not so much ‘antiquated’ as ‘wrong’
An old chum of mine has become involved in some travel agency based pyramid scheme so her insta is no longer worth looking at
Why do people still fall for this shit?
The misplaced confidence with which I played CARGO will affect my self esteem for a few years
Excellent, looking forward to the rest #Taskmaster
Good start… #Taskmaster
They seemed to have a very competitive contest for the biggest twat in football at that time
Yep, something is about to drop