Maybe we could just be nice to each other?

*Takes cover as Molotov cocktail is thrown through my window."

God, Britpop was shit.

Worst that I enjoyed playing was Predator Concrete Jungle. I love that piece of trash.
Worst that was just dog shit from start to finish was Transformers Rise of the Dark Spark.

The more I watch it, the more I adore Mulder and Scully's friendship. I don't think they even needed to get together at any point, because they were fantastic partners regardless.

I'm on my seventh? rewatch of the show, and FPS was one of this week's episodes. I've just hit the 'Scully is the believer to Doggett's skeptic arc.'

I liked it. Better than first person shooter at least.

David Hasslehoff. He was doing a signing at a Borders I happened to be in, and I very nearly accidentally knocked him over as he was on the way out. He was super cool about it, even though his manager was giving me the daggers.

Gordon Cole, FBI Agent and sweetheard

THEY'RE CALLED GROYPERS COOP. A GAGGLE OF YOUNG MEN ONLINE WHO CAN'T DELINEATE BETWEEN VIOLENCE AND ENTERTAINMENT. DARNDEST THING. ONE OF THEIR SHELL CASINGS TURNED THREE OF OUR BEST AGENTS GAY.

I live my life by the principle of 'If a time traveller doesn't stop me, how bad could it be?'

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

2 days ago

And this was _before_ he went crazy.

This porno raises the atk and def of all fish/sea serpent/and aqua monsters by 200

Yerp. We need to send the message that The Plagiarism Machine will not be tolerated

Fire your manager class

Doc: "How often do you smoke?"

Me: "Only on special occasions."

Doc: "Such as?"

Me: "Waking up, having a coffee, eating food, having a shower. You know? Special stuff."

JK Rowling's barrister friend wins payout after she complained that vet's practice banned her over her gender-critical beliefs High profile former barrister Allison Bailey was banned from using her local vets' practice over allegations she was 'rude' to staff. picture: JK rowling the odious crap books author hugs Allison Bailey a middle aged Black woman with short hair and glasses JK Rowling's friend wins payout after complaint over vet ban High profile former barrister Allison Bailey was banned from using her local vets' practice

Ms Bailey's barrister Akua Reindorf KC told the court the practice's 'culture' included promotion of 'trans activist material,' saying for example that they displayed a Pride flag The barrister also pointed out that Dr Munro had shared information to staff members about how to address trans clients by their preferred pronouns and other preferred language use.

I fucking hate it here

Saw a quote tweet to this that said "this kinda works to the tune of hallelujah" and I had to give it a try + expand on it (will post in reply)

I did not bother tuning Teto here because I already spent 30 minutes just slapping this together and I have work today lol

Honestly, at this point, I think I'd prefer we were ruled by 5th dimensional space lizards

Detective Comics

I remember a design tech teacher telling me my work was crap, so I asked what I had done incorrectly. They couldn't tell me precisely because it was coursework, but gave me a few clues (add pictures, bigger text)
I did as instructed to the best of my ability to be met with the same response.

8yo: "What's that smell?"
Mum: "It's your sibling."
8yo: "They do have brainrot."

Hey, western media, how's it going?"

"Good God"