2015 me: Oh well this sets a bad precedent, I don't know
2026 me: *chainsaw roars to life* LET'S FUCK EM UP

the opiate of the masses, but lit

Surprised they didn't unironically throw in a Starship Troopers gif or two

Conspiracy theories are like Pringles: once you pop, you can't stop. And conspiracy theories are at the center of right wing thought now.

the zombie of James II is dancing through Westminster

was NOT expecting Pretty in Pink

Absolutely heroic moment.

Péter Magyar victory speech:

"Hungary wants to be a European country again. We want to return to Europe."

The crowd immediately chants "Russians, go home" in response.

Allow Hungarian voters to inspire you. We are not cooked. We can save ourselves.

the whole war thing

interesting he chose to couch this as a loss for Iran

Most likely outcome here is that we just kind of wander off and try to forget this ever happened

I blame Fegelein

It’s hard to overstate how much of this moment is driven by people who got a taste of accountability and were very, very mad about it.

You don’t need to think prior U.S. administrations have clean hands—obviously they don’t—to believe the current one is acting in uniquely dangerous and unprecedented ways.

I hate the feeling that we were one completely arbitrary whim from hell on earth being unleashed by a bloodthirsty old tyrant. There is no guarantee we'll get this lucky next time. Get him out of office, Congress.

So I guess we do this again in two weeks

those guys in the top hats would all be crushed moments later by falling stockbrokers

The worst and stupidest options are always on the table with him

Iran is breaking Trump's spirit The war is getting in the way of the president's race-baiting and revenge campaigns

Why read past headlines: Receipts! I document the various ways Trump and his goons are trying to bring culture war back into mainstream news — and why it isn’t working.

www.salon.com/2026/04/06/i...

I worry he'll get it into his head that the only way to "win" the war would be to do something like drop a nuke on Kharg Island. He really is that awful and stupid.

[my coffin lowering into the grave]

wait guys shouldn’t I be dead

[coffin starts lowering faster]

A view of the Moon taken by a crew member of NASA's Artemis II mission. A portion of the Orientale basin is visible at the right edge. Credit: NASA

NEW IMAGE OF THE MOON FROM ARTEMIS II!!!!

woah

I want one of those Earth/Moon plushies the astronauts have on Artemis II, it's adorable

JESUS: *turns water into wine*

JUDAS: *from the shower* okay that DOES IT

We wanted to know how everyday Judean people felt about the crucifixion of Jesus. So we talked to three Roman soldiers at a taberna in Gadara.

Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash. Obtained by MS NOW

Y'all, they threw Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash, then LEAKED a photo to the media. There is literally no upside to being a MAGA bootlicker.

www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...

millions of them