Getting knighted by a girl would fix me I think

the unaliving of a sacred deer

UNFATHOMABLE NEL W

@sarahtbd.bsky.social im so sorry you had to see this

im thinking that licking the lumarets works kind of like taking lsd

WITHERBLOOOOOOOMMMM

good luck 💞

if you laugh you go to spiderman

oh my gosh i was talking to Erie the other day and she said ur a simic 😭 could you imagine oh my god how lame would that be

minor typo

can you believe it?? strixhaven, in 2 days!!!

STRIXHAVEN WOOOOO

lowkirkuinely unless literally everyone had a removal spell in their hand and was willing to use it on me instead of leo if leo didn’t counter that spell i would’ve got a kuirktuple amount of tokens 😭

I think friend groups should make sure that everyone in the ensemble cast has their own main character episode. I felt like the main character when my friends supported and celebrated my 10k race over the weekend. I hope everyone can feel that way!

robbed of my commander game win by sarah actually reading the card text of my two cards and telling leo to kill my shit #KillSarah

yeah im supposed
to be sleeping rn but look at this clip lmfao

lmfao someone tried to cast removal on my auntie ool without a creature on the field so i hit them with the exploding boar emoji and they scooped on the spot

and i do mean goo

first the ooze, then secretions, now im straight germinating on these people lets goo

told my friend about the steel ball one release schedule today lol she couldn’t believe it

the green tmnt cards are disgusting lol

you should consider just building ur decks better

what

probably something that would ragebait sarah

i wonder what my stand ability would be

nobody in this store gives me enough credit for my markswomanship im lowkey the goat

new ratsalad still goes so crazyyyy

pelted my boss today in the head with a chicken nugget 🗣️