Pool boy at Mar a Lago.

Sort of a Powell memo for the 21st century. Oh joy.

I think the new standard is that they all get big checks to reward them for their crimes. One abomination at a time, I guess.

No one seems to comment on the fact that Pakistan is at war with their neighbor Afghanistan. Prime peace brokers.

Iran needs to say Thank You and wear a suit. They have no cards, oh wait, they have a strait ...

Christians will be Christians. They should remember that multiple popes is always an option. The first MAGA pope would bring a new approach and help clear up some misunderstandings about what Republican Jesus REALLY said.

When you support a rapist, you have to cut him some slack.

He thinks it's the Crusades.

I vote for Democrats because they're the ones who aren't Republicans. It would be cool to have a positive feeling about the party as a whole, but I don't. The thing that would energize me is actual work on reforming the system. End Citizens United, end the filibuster, end the Electoral College.

The New York Times had to print a retraction when in George H.W. Bush's Gulf War they reported that a sign on a building in Kuwait said "There is no God but Allah". The retraction noted that the sign actually said "First National Bank of Kuwait".

But I LOVE school's and universties!

If circling back to kill the survivors ("double tap") was a two day news item, nuclear war is probably not that big a deal to them. Fox will make it make sense and the lib tears will be worth it.

Subtitle: Epstein Girl Makes Good.

Opacity is overrated. How can I be seeing through the tardigrade's legs? Very cool video, thanks!

Being fired for doing work assigned to you by your boss. Vindictive much?

He ended the war in Afghanistan by surrendering to the Taliban.

I'm waiting to hear what John Barron has to say on the matter.

Some of you are going to die, martyrs of course to the freedom that I will provide. Genesis (no, not that one). Trespass.

I "learned" cursive in 3rd grade and then never used it again. Not a skill I value at all. This will color my opinion of Shapiro.

It's like John Roberts poisoned everything.

Because helium is really just hot air, MRI machines don't need it. And we have lots of hot air.

Do what I command by the deadline or, so help me, I'll extend it again!

That's "RT", formerly Russia Today. Most of Iran has no Internet right now but they do have Russian support. I don't dislike the Native American reference, just the attribution. One of America's two founding sins.

A single person deciding the fate of 340 million citizens, not to mention all the effects on the rest of the world, is kind of crazy. You'd do better with some kind of deep state that knows what it's doing. Maybe even an agency per area, staffed by competent people. Just spitballing ...

When the news contains criticism of Trump, Trump supporters stop watching the news. Supporting Trump is more important to them.

Your vote is whatever StarLink says it is.

At least we'll always have the Metaverse.

In his defense, I'm sure he doesn't remember saying either thing. Your dog has no idea why you are pointing at the carpet and yelling at him.

gets a shot at "leaking" the "complete exoneration" of Trump because Mueller stopped short of indicting him. Then we get an investigation of the investigation and the upside down world lets Trump run again.

The whole handling of Trump's crimes during Biden's term looks in hindsight like bringing a knife to a gunfight. It seemed so clever to pick a Republican to lead the attack, since Trump would have to accept the validity. Nope, call Mueller a RINO and the investigation a witch hunt. Then Bill Barr