AI is going to finally learn how to put a stapler on a space bar so its Teams status doesn't turn yellow.

The thing about Chappelle’s “I was just making jokes” plea is that he brought Elon Musk out on stage, so y’know.

Jimmy McGill: A Lawyer You Can Trust

Warner Bros specifically has had THREE utterly disastrous mergers in the last two decades that ALWAYS result in layoffs, price hikes, shittier products, and everybody losing their shirt, but I want you to notice how the U.S. outlets covering this story don't think that's worth mentioning

at this point the rest of the Senate needs to overthrow Schumer and install someone else in his place. I don't care if it's not "legal" to do that

first slide of my mean-spirited slideshow. Christopher Nolan? more like Christopher NO

some of his ideas i like: fighting in reverse (tenet) fighting in dreams (inception, which is a boringer version of paprika), fighting but you can't remember why!? (momento, the film by him that I still enjoy a lot) The Joker? (Dark Knight rises)

I watched Tenet with no sound or subtitles on a 7 hour flight and then I made a slideshow about disliking chrisdopher noland movies with my remaining 4.5 hours.

@valhal.bsky.social

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

I love the term so much that I still have that screenshot saved in my favorites folders.

Cops fractured his skull for standing by in peaceful protest. And people in power claimed he assaulted the cops. No hell greater for those who smeared him. RIP.

photo from the artemis II mission rounding the moon with extraordinary detail, encountering the crescent-lit earth in the distance, a memorable update to the classic "earthrise" shot from apollo 8

man, if it's the last cool thing the world did, it sure was cool

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

My manifesto:

I assure you that if 8 million right leaning protesters had turned out against Obama it the NYT would have given it banner treatment eg POPULIST REVOLT

we need more women-directed space movies

ABOLISH ICE
SEND THEM ALL TO PRISON
GALLOWS FOR EVERYONE IN CHARGE

Again I would like to reiterate, as something of an expert on the man and his work: there is actually nothing funnier or less film-literate than accusing someone of *ripping off Quentin Tarantino*

Star Trek_ The Sexed Generation. YouTube video by simona daykin

youtu.be/msifGnZinYA?...

DS9 scene. We're on station and in personal quarters looking at the man the myth the legend Chief Miles Edward O'Brien, who's ATM pin code is the last 4 digits of pi. Chief O'Brien, who can watch 60 Minutes in a half an hour, is standing *shirtless*!! and looking at himself in the mirror. Chief O'Brien, who can whistle in braille, has a tough guy face on, and looks like he's psyching himself up for something. Closed caption reads, "Keep the ball low"

We must reckon with our "great man" theory of progress. Liberation comes from empowering collective groups to challenge entrenched domination.

Ol' Skinflint on his bullshit

Power Man putting Jonah's money where his mouth is

Jameson talking about being full of cum at work for some reason

Last one, I swear

JJJ looking out the window at 'le cigare volant' while shouting "He's got to learn that NO ONE'S above the law! NO ONE can-- HEY! My CIGAR! The one I had specially smuggled in from CUBA! Oh NOOO! It's all that crummy WEBHEAD'S fault!"

I could play this game for hours

Jolly Jameson at gunpoint saying "Kinapped? ME? B-But there must be some MISTAKE! Why would anyone want ME? I mean, I don't even like me all that much! Wouldn't you really rather have somebody ELSE?"

Relatable

I think this story is helping me understand why the generation Dolores Huerta inspired was so strongly tied to the idea that activism should be intersectional before anything else. It's not a buzzword, it's about keeping abusers out of your movement

part of woke 2 will be sending the Minnesota Defenders on a bandwagon tour of europe to rebuild shattered goodwill like the harlem globetrotters

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