missed a call from the Crash Test Dummies this morning

Now we see who really should have been the #1 pick.

Tisza, founded just two years ago, has become a vessel for the hopes of many Hungarians — including some who voted for Fidesz in the past — that change is possible. A crude Hungarian saying daubed on an opposition banner near an Orban rally last month gave an earthy precis of Mr. Magyar’s basic message: “Even a horse’s penis comes to an end.”

Spending a Sunday morning reading up on the election in Hungary, and did not expect to be this inspired:

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John Stamos

Pittsburgh is great just for the seats behind home plate at PNC Park. Epic view.

I didn't know anything about it before I got there, but Dubrovnik was incredible.

Also, Chaing Mai in northern Thailand. Love the food there better and you have the hills and jungles. Just beautiful.

Caleb Williams' off-season job?

Really torn between Tulsa and Dallas, but I'm leaning Dallas because Tulsa is playing on hard mode

NASA is honestly one of the greatest things humans have ever created, the stuff of math and dreams

Should come with a referral to Alcoholics Anonymous

I think Trae Young tried to do the same thing in 2024, but the Spurs weren't interested.

How do you feel about Morez Johnson or Allen Graves?

I would be highly disappointed if dog sleds are not involved at this point.

I bought some Brooks off ebay recently. I always set to USA only and didn't really pay attention to where it was shipping from. They shipped by barge from Alaska. Estimated USPS shipping is almost a month.

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Sams when Costco exists? Going as nasty as possible, I see.

Very nice! I haven't played with my printer in a long time now

Getting that gridfinity going?

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

His best quality is not being Ken Paxton or John Cornyn.

I just want to live on a lake in the Smokey Mountains.

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That worm in his skull cleaned the plate like it was Joey Chestnut.

No, most people died only once.

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RFK wearing jeans for everything

When I get just a little too warm under the covers:

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”

Oh man, wedding guest clothing choices are certainly something. And I did it before the TikTok era. But there was still a lot of main character syndrome happening with guests.

Had a wedding where a guest proposed at the reception to another guest. People wearing all white. You name it.

HOUSTON, TX - JANUARY 28: Kevin Durant #7 of the Houston Rockets looks on during the game against the San Antonio Spurs on January 28, 2026 at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2026 NBAE (Photo by Logan Riely/NBAE via Getty Images)

hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Frank Dux would probably want you to believe that both the SG Giants and the NY Giants are called the Giants in reference to him and his Giant accomplishments in imaginary karate tournaments.

Rand Paul: "There has to be an investigation. I don't know who trusts an investigation done by DHS when they're the ones calling this person an 'assassin,' a 'domestic terrorist,' saying he was assaulting police. How can they be in charge of an independent investigation? Something's got to happen."