this was a mistake. sick of looking at this freak

i hate trackers

this is an old pvm i drove like 3 hours to get about 15 years ago before the retro gamers really started to pick up on them. theyd be so mad if they knew the kind of shit i was using it for

call me a purist but I believe The Classics can only truly be experienced on a professional crt

take me back

hey guys what's u-
(I trip and drop my attaché case, causing it to open and reveal 42 perfectly sorted, evenly-spaced vipers)

(to the tune of Montel Jordan's 1995 hit single "This Is How We Do it) someone's gotta do it

yooo they raided blue, love that guy

do you think the NASA people have talked about who they're gonna raid out to when they're done

good shit!!!!!!

I was going to wait until easter to post this but i will definitely forget so here

making good use of this e-badge things I got for conventions and stuff

i'm coming over you better not be a skeleton waiter who throws a food tray, misses, then dives to the ground and explodes instantly

march 30th 2026 update:

- added damn daniel

the people have spoken 😔

ahh yes., just how I recall of it. from the childhood

march 30th 2026 update:

- added damn daniel

you may only observe

looking for two people to sit with me on this couch in complete silence whilst we observe the Rectangle of Foliage. send me your applications

found in the depths of my harddrive

I always name my pokemon after smt demons but I feel particularly good about this one

it says penis land