Awesome! Still following Daphne at the other place

Wait, is this *the* Daphne of Catflap fame??

CUCKOO 1: I heard you finally found work
CUCKOO 2: Yeah I got a job in a cuckoo clock
CUCKOO 1: How are you finding it?
CUCKOO 2: Pretty boring, but it gets me out of the house

Is something on fire??

Story of my life

#soundsofthe80s

#lufc

Always Come Back To Your Love by Samantha Mumba #twistedpopquiz

It’s amateur hour on the Wensleydale railway! I am very tempted to

Time flies by when you’re the driver of a train!

#bloodytrains

Is there someone you can shop them to? Or maybe just return the letters together with a couple of tins of beans

Why not! 😀

Don’t forget to send the Reform ones back

Boots advertise a shower “mouse” instead of “mousse”

#ProofreadingIsDead

A bad drawing rendered in the style of a faux-football sticker depicting Manchester United defender Lisandro Martinez pulling the hair of Leeds United forward Dominic Calvert-Lewin. #MUNLEE

Yeah seems fine

Final Whistle Now Please #lufc

There may be more leaflets to return, you never know

One per envelope

A Freepost mailing address to return Reform UK election flyers: Reform UK, FREEPOST RTLT-ZXHY-KSDC, 83 Victoria Street, London SW1H 0HW

Pleased to say I’ve just made use of this helpful information 👍🏻

“Negative, Ghostrider”

😖

I still don’t believe you’ll go, if that’s any help at all

#ProofreadingIsDead

With apologies to my Spurs friends, come on, Sunderland FFS #lufc

We had this for tea last night. It’s so easy (which is just my level)

Had to look up how long that is! Congratulations to them 🥂

Not Dannii’s best work, that #totp

J noted the same #totp

THEY PUT THEIR HANDS IN THEIR POCKETS #totp

Moloko is the Russian for milk #totp #facts

The build-up to the millennium was packed with bangers #totp