I dont want to see any more close-up photos of Karoline Leavitt’s lips

I want to see a real-life close-up of your lips because we're about to kiss

I love these videos because this is literally $4,040 of equipment and $4,000 of it is being used for a basic little background loop and the last $40 is used for the super catchy “live” melody which is the reason people stick around.

Woah I just dug up some really racist posts from Tilly Norwood.

Me too, Erika…
Me too.

I know this is ridiculous and I'm the only person who finds it funny... but sometimes I respond to his posts like "This is so weird, Uncle Nate" or "That isn't what you said at Thanksgiving dinner!"

TGFNG… Thank Goodness for Noise Gates! In NYC there’s always something going on in the background… the only time I’m mad I live under the train is when I’m trying to record something 😭😭

Childhood ADHD Ben would like to thank Louis Sachar for Wayside School

Childhood Autism Ben would like to thank Louis Sachar for Someday Angeline

Adult Autism/ADHD Ben will finally get to thank Louis Sachar tonight

I’m so jealous of the Pope for dying because he didn’t have to learn about Kanye’s incestuous confession to sexual abusing his cousin

Heads up y’all… Skylight is NOT “Bluesky’s version of TikTok”

It may be a great app, but it is not from Bluesky

Wear a mask when you travel!!!

Is this anything??

I've always had a particular affect in my speech/writing
(Autism brain!!!)

It feels truer to my voice,
It's help the translation of my tone and intention

I often use eccentric punctuation, spacing, and capitalization

And now I'm terrified people will think my writing was done by generative AI

Chuck Schumer doesn’t have time to deal with a Government Shutdown because he’s too busy touring for a book he wrote about how it’s okay to kill children as long as they’re Palestinian.

At first I thought Jerry Seinfeld might care more about Palestine if he learned that more than half of all Gazans are younger than 18...

But then I remembered that Israel destroyed all of their schools... so he wouldn't know where to find any of them, anyway.

Jerry Seinfeld might actually care about Palestine if someone told him that half the population of Gaza is younger than 18.

I also get death threats, doesn’t stop me from doing my job and my job is stupid

Federal Budget, USAID, International Relations, Humanitarian Assistance, and the Destruction of the American Machine.

Exclusive footage of Mitch McConnell’s fall today

Easter is gonna be so expensive =\

Omg I’m a day late because I never remember when it’s Groundhog Day…
but I will ALWAYS remember how Bill de Blasio killed one.
RIP Charlotte the Groundhog.

Why is Billie Eilish performing in that one diorama in every children’s museum??

Thinking of all the “Hey are you doing okay?” texts I’ll have to send tomorrow if Taylor Swift doesn’t win a Grammy this year

Does anyone else dream exclusively in moral quandaries??

Wouldn’t it be so crazy if everyone got a clear phone case and put some “Know Your Rights” cards in them so they were always accessible?

I cannot properly express how healing it is to be in a room with hundreds of other pro-Palestinian Jews

Thank you @peterbeinart.bsky.social for writing this book, and for bringing us together

I’m proud of being a Jew,
I’m proud of my morals,
Those things are tied deeply together

Free Palestine

It’s kind of extraordinary how much I don’t hate being in midtown rn. I love congestion pricing.

In fairness, I had a comment get weirdly popular recently on a video where a girl said she thought dentists were hot and I said “I bet you could pull a dentist, you have nice teeth”

But like… still?

What would you do if a stranger slid into your DMs with two photos and said “Rate my teeth? 😃 😆”

The only thing you can’t make are anything where you’d need to separate the yolk and whites (although you can buy those too).

The prices are starting to go up, but it’s still a lot cheaper than in store.

Eggs are one of the foods that freeze dry extremely well, so you can buy powdered eggs.

They have long shelf lives, and can be used in any baking, and rehydrated directly into scrambled eggs.