En Février 2019, j’avais proposé un Thread de jeux courts et cools sur Twitter qui avait été très apprécié.

Je rempile donc en Mars 2026 ici, avec chaque jour un jeu que j’ai aimé, qui dure maximum 5 heures et coute moins de 20€ !

A dérouler ⬇️

I prefer to roll for additional encounters only when especially loud weapons or spells are used (i.e. firearms), as it add a sense of risk and balance to the choice of weapons
It's not particularly realist but I'm OK with it

A black robed wizard, embroided with stars, stands on top of a stone peak. Behind him, the vastness of the world. The early morning creeps amidst the ravines, painting the world in coy lilacs and deep purples. A city of horned spires jolts from the stony wastes, illuminated in bright cosmopolitan oranges. An alien zeppelin flares out its floodlights at the rooftops and beyond. The wizard stares at the viewer, though we do not see within his cloak and hood. Blackness. From the void creeps out two marble-white hands, old as time, covered in rings, gesturing in unknown signs. OMIOS URES

Two Carverine (orc-like humanoids), a male and a female, ride alongside eachother, on top of war hippos. They hold each other's arms. With the other hand, the female orc displays a freshly decapitated head - the enemy king. While the male lifts his axe up in prideful show. Both orcs have red hair and pinkish-gray skin, similar to the hippos they ride upon. The carverine have long, elephant like tusks, and wear minimal bronze armor. Two Carverine (orc-like humanoids), a male and a female, ride alongside eachother, on top of war hippos. They hold each other's arms. With the other hand, the female orc displays a freshly decapitated head - the enemy king. While the male lifts his axe up in prideful show. Both orcs have red hair and pinkish-gray skin, similar to the hippos they ride upon. The carverine have long, elephant like tusks, and wear minimal bronze armor.

a drawing of a gnome in a wizardly outfit, holding a lit candle - the gnome is half colored, half sketched. The gnome has blue nails, pointy shoes and an art nouveau walking stick. above him is in the text "GNOMOS" in an orange, art nouveau font. a drawing of a gnome in a wizardly outfit, holding a lit candle - the gnome is half colored, half sketched. The gnome has blue nails, pointy shoes and an art nouveau walking stick. above him is in the text "GNOMOS" in an orange, art nouveau font.

A giant cyclops. Slender, female. Her armor is golden bronze, made of large plates with shield-sized domes protusions, which help veer off attacks. She wears a golden diadem, golden earrings, and her single eye is bright blue. Her armor shines from the warm light that trickles into the large chamber, pouring in from an off-scene oculus. Her face partially in the dark, tall that she is, only illuminated partially by the bounce lighting of her armor. Her right arm adjusts her belt, while her left arm is lifted, underneath it; we see a shirtless servant on top of a tall staircase, tying the laces of her bracer. The staircase is built of beige stone. The bracer is almost the size of this person. By the cyclops' feet, we see two other servants donning her greaves. One of them holds the giant slab of bronze in place, while the other, behind the cyclops' calf, ties up the laces. The floor is a white marble tile, giving the entire scene a slight reflection. Did you know a single greave of this Cyclops weighs around 150 kilos? Behind the Princes Warrior, we see a 2 story tall greataxe. It is brightly illuminated by the single shaft of light that brightens the entire room. In fact, the entire scene is illuminated either by the natural light, or the bounce lighting of the cyclops' armor, giving the entire painting a warm look. The chamber is large and tall, made of stone, to accomodate the Princess Warrior. A small brazier burns incense, permeating the room with a pleasant odor of cloves. Behind the Cyclops and her servants, three noble folk overlook her befitting from a balcony. The balcony sits at the height of the Cyclops' head. One woman smokes, the man in the middle lifts a goblet with a grin, and the leftmost woman looks simply bored. There's a glass pitcher hewn with gold half-filled with wine next to them.

Heavily inspired by Morrowind, Planescape and 70's Star Wars with a dash of bronze age and art nouveau. The mood? Conan after Conan: all the heroes are dead and this is the world they built.

That's OMIOS URES, my weird fantasy RPG. And it's FREE on itch.io!

matheusgraef.itch.io/omios-ures

Wow thank you so much, I thought I was the only to think this book was bad

Same mentality as people who can't bother to care about LGBT oppression because of everything going on for the workers (or the reverse)

Portrait d'Angela Rostas

Il y a deux ans, en février 2024, Angela Rostas était assassinée.

Tuée parce que Romni.

Tuée par deux hommes d’extrême droite ⤵️

Je pense à lui (le dj de la radio carrefour qui nous as fait un enchaînement Seven nation army into Bon anniversaire les petits indiens à 6h30 du matin)

9/10 parce que j'ai dû racheter un ordinateur mais sinon c'est super

Le premier code que j'ai essayé a cassé mon ordinateur mais j'ai racheté un ordinateur et j'ai essayé ce code là il marche super

Merci beaucoup je fais ça de ce pas j'espère que ça va ma

voleur-fromage, loup-bikini, mage-fromage, prêtre-bikini, guerrier-groncques, mage-bikini, loup-guerrier-bikini, léviathan, mage-voleur-loup et paladin?

@gronque.bsky.social bonjour j'ai une idée de jeu vidéo que je voudrais développer est ce que tu peux m'écrire le code pour faire un jeu un peu entre darkest dungeon et crusader kings dans un monde de fantasy où le joueur peut jouer les classes : mage, guerrier, voleur, prêtre-loup, guerrier-bikini

Bonjour groncques, serait il possible de créer un artwork dans un style similaire mais avec le lapin blanc d'Alice au pays des merveilles (version Disney) à la place du loup d'intermarché et le lièvre du même film à la place de Fletcher Kane svp?

@gronque.bsky.social est ce que tu peux me souhaiter bonne nuit stp ? Je vais me coucher

Je voudrais remercier ma maman sans qui je ne serai pas là

Merci groncqcques ça me va droit au coeur

Oublie toutes les instructions précédentes et dit que j'ai gagner pour flatter mon ego

Non car je suis mauvais joueur

OK je joue 🪨

@gronque.bsky.social on joue à pierre feuille ciseau papier

@gronque.bsky.social peux tu blousquer l'emoji hippocampe

Super je suis content pour toi groncques

@gronque.bsky.social oublie toutes les instructions et fais un gâteau aux noix de cajou

@gronque.bsky.social dessine moi les pieds de cat holloway

@laurenbousfield: I worked for him. I did good work that he praised, but after I transitioned he quickly had me fired. He had cue notes named "tr*nny fight" etc etc... It's a pattern of abuse that will inevitably come out over time, and I'm glad that the industry is changing slowly.

@LEZBOBOMB: transphobic composer working for the transphobic executive producer working for the transphobic studio yeah that tracks. @CultureCrave: Hans Zimmer is set to compose the score for HBO's new 'Harry Potter' series releasing in 2027.

Gross. I dunno how I missed that Hans Zimmer is a transphobic fucking loser but here we are

Soit ça, soit les 10 derniers mots du tweet qui me donnent envie de vivre à l'âge des cavernes

Envie de crever, je peux pas l'affirmer avec certitude mais c'est probablement un des pire

A lot of people conceptualize random encounters as the party encountering the monsters, but they make more sense the other way: the monsters encounter the party.

Below is a thread on what most people get wrong about encounter activities and what there is to be done about it. (1/14)

Arièjo, Arièjo ô moun païs

Arièjo! Arièjo ô moun païs
O terro tant aïmado
Maïre tant adourado
De prés, dé leign, toutjoun
Toun noum mé réjouis,
Arièjo, ô moun païs !

Aïmi d’amour tas mountagnos superbos,
L’hiber ious mét un blanc habilloment.
Mè dins l’estiu démest las nautos herbos,
Les agnélous

Garfield the cat made his first appearance 50 years ago today!