We are blessed with not one but two phenomenal Nepalese restaurants in town and both of them recently added dogshit AI to their websites and menus and it sucks so bad dude

POV: you're about to get your shit rocked by spicy food and you'll thank them for the opportunity

Let's fuckin go... either the Orioles or Twins I guess

Doing some closet cleaning and found my old college bag. I still listen to way more of this music than I care to admit

Clearing out my google storage and I guess I was really competitive at board games a decade ago

Back in high school two buddies were quoting Simpsons back and forth, and one of them said "It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!" and the other one went completely stone-faced and said "that's a stupid one"

let's fucking gooooo

Fiancée browsing songs on Clone Hero: *stops on Comedown by Bush* sure I'll play it, butt rock is usually fun on drums

Me: okay so Bush is more like proto-butt-rock, in this essay I will

My one star review: this game's name is VERY misleading

Me: *has a stack of xbox games to play for the first time*

Also me: *decides to spend the evening playing Fire 'n Ice and Kickle Cubicle on the NES for the 100th time, which is the objectively correct decision*

Not a view I get to see every day

I would pay an unreasonable sum of money to be able to take my car into that

Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy (with Tom Servo) and me (with Crow T. Robot) filming the trailer for MST3K: the RiffTrax Projects.

sausage gettin' made

the universe: bet

The phrase "scoops of ideas" is going to rattle around in my brain until it fully breaks me, this woman is astronomically in over her head

Thursday's 'Full Collapse' at 20: members of Touche Amore, Deafheaven, La Dispute & more discuss the LP Members of Saves The Day, Texas Is The Reason, Pianos Become the Teeth, For Your Health, Stay Inside, Bartees Strange, and more also spoke to us about the classic album's impact for its 20th anni...

So many reminders of great albums to listen to again. And the piece linked there about Thursday's Full Collapse's influence was also fantastic. So many other great bands quoted in it www.brooklynvegan.com/thursdays-fu...

Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Ga... • X.com @jondelarroz Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

two oblivion npcs talking in the imperial city

"hello!"

"what's new with you?"

"nothing i'd tell you about."

"i hear the united states has armed paramilitary in the streets attacking their own people, and even kidnapped the president of venezuela."

"the united states seems to be getting more dangerous by the day."

"take care."

"bye."

Gonna take my taste buds on a vacation to sunny Goochland

I think so!

Let's fuckin go rail yard dawgs

A pair of scrubs, and also five other scrubs, harassing a nurse

I'm sorry what

Man I wish I could play the accordion

I guess I'm not as immune to humidity as I thought

It's crazy how you can just smell when an account is following over 5000 people from their replies

using chatgpt to threaten a Greenland invasion, extremely babyshit soft loser energy

Me: ugh, I hate how many theme songs and novelty songs people are mapping on Clone Hero, can't we get like actual music

Also me: Well I mean of course I'm going to download the theme song to Mystery Science Theater 3000, that's the best song ever

Was the absolute correct choice after roughly 5 seconds of thought for me