It was art as fuck

Day 523 no donair egg rolls

Given enough time I could eat an entire chair

Had a dream I got sent off to war and they gave me a green raincoat and a shitty gun they stole from the Ottomans in 1918

I love Napoleon but we both agreed he took a massive L not supporting the Haitian revolution

Haitian cab driver heard I was anglophone and immediately said “oh you speak English, you must hate Napoleon”