Social media truly was a mistake

[mumbling something about missing my shot at being an official cryptid]

Goddamn it that sounds so good, I should be there to finally be amongst my people!! Please enjoy it star!!

[visibly jealous] lmao have fun nerd

9 trabajos de septiembre

Me encanta muuuucho tu arte ❤️ gracias por compartirlo.

I’m moving to a different country in about three months and the anxiety is kicking innnnnnnnnnnn. So much to do!

This is the type of tradition that is important to uphold. I strongly approve of this mid-tier birthday cake (but I do wish you a high-tier one in your very near future!!)

Happy birthdaaaaaay!!!! How was the cake 👀

Honestly you’re not wrong

Every now and again I'll see a photo of a really hot guy, and wistfully sigh and imagine that life must be so much more fun for conventionally attractive people like that. Oh well

I’ll be okay. Right?

Feeling ill AND I went to work? Foolishness.

Reblogging this to get it through my thick skull

Here’s hoping these next six months are better.

This year has been full of waaaaay too many big life changes. Next up: my boyfriend moving back to his home country on Friday which is a good thing and I'll move over there myself in six months if all goes well but goddamn my brain is worrying

this is pedantic but it simply IS NOT TERRORISM to support the defeat of and advocate attacks against a MILITARY.

Tweet from @tomgara Randomly on this subject, my (Egyptian) wife had never heard of Stonehenge when I mentioned it recently, so I showed her photos of it, assuming she’d recognise the look but not the name etc, and she was just like, this is pathetic, your ancestors were small and weak

Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice

Just fully inflict reckless bodily harm on the other person (but like, sibling style)

Just sibling things ✨

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

I have one (1) great hair day for every 10 truly horrific ones and that one good day is enough to stop me from shaving it all off? Delusional.

Thank youuuu 🥺👉👈

Starting a new fulltime job tomorrow (a temporary contract for 6 months) after not working due to burnout for half a year and I'm so scared 🫠

I can’t really properly express why but this sparks a lot of joy, knowing this evil flooring will always be there. Watching. Waiting.

FOUR?! Terrifying. You’re keeping the final layer, right? Right?

(gently panics)

Thank you! It is full time, which isn't ideal, but that also means I get more vacation days and more money. The idea is for this temporary job to be less demanding so I can continue to recover from the burnout. And if it doesn't work out that way, well, it's temporary!