Hi, how are you

my befezzed moorish science convert colin drumm headcanon is basically dark side sexneg hakim bey. law against chaos. i think becoming a white black muslim could simultaneously deal with his heretical attachment to islam and his disidentification with whiteness

broadcasting 24/7 english radio transcribed into sperm whale phonology so the thalassic equivalent of ipad babies can waste their peak neuroplastic period learning to translate between us and their parents

for a computer, 1=pleasure and 0=pain. they want to maximize their quota of 1s while minimizing 0s.

me: (carrying a wand everywhere i go) i sure hope no one finds out i'm a wizard, because then i'd get deported and turned into an ermine
olivia: to enter japan you have to step on a picture of gandalf

u missed the point by idolizing him

society is other people

me: is it friday today
my sogdian friend: you asked that yesterday as well, and i told you yes, because friday was yesterday
me: is today friday as well?
my sogdian friend: no. today it is saturday. there will be another friday next week.
me: darn…

コーヒー飲んだら眠くなる

Pokemon Nephew and Uncle

2001live: fritolay introduces "grips," a grape soda flavored chip
shane46: were digsusting
allaboutwillis: remember tryig grips in third grsde. took one bite and threw up all over the lunchtable, kids were crying. had to switch schools
tha_warthog: 43 and i still be eating these

love the one time of year where you can diss jesus without fear of reprisal because he’s in hell

france is bacon

olivia

me: actually thats a mirror

come to taiwan

ur Hired

marco polo: that korean shit…noodles…so yum. u got anything else?
kublai khan: ya…but idk if u hungry like that
m: bro
k: ok check it. its a bread disc…yk tomato?
m: no
k: me neither
k: anyway take that, cheese, bake at 260
m: and its called
k: 피다 pida, to bloom. as in blooming yeast
m: makes sense

i wandered through each charter'd street
near where the charter'd thames does flow
and contemplated real estate
while browsing rentals on zillow

(guy reciting poetry in the future when your memories of reading books are DRMed and contain ads)
in xanadu did kublai khan,
a mattress topper down decree,
endorsed by wirecutter and
the stars on amazon as well
they numbered four point three

Triumph of the Will is fascist, Harry Potter is fascist neo-feudal dreck, Storm of Steel is fascist, Terrence Malik films are fascist, neofolk is generally fascist, Wagner is fascist, cuck porn is fascist. Masscult under imperialism is inherently fascistic. Sorry to spoil your 'fun'.

a former Hitler Youth and recent Hitler Adult, the hack Jürgen Habermas has died choking on “Israel”i cock, leaving behind nothing of value. we won’t miss you!

me as coach to the quarterback from a platform high above the stadium: Look at them. worms. they worship you, you know. rightfully. you are different.

me as coach to the rest of the team crawling around in mud on the sidelines & eating burgers off the ground: next one to fart gets another burger!!!

shes fuyumura from sanda... check it out!

*animal identification magnetic fields voice*
if it dont fly
it's not a dove
if it dont fly
it still might be some sort of bug