oh sweet, my girlfriend the beautiful doctor from Stargate SG1 is in Best In Show for two minutes

watching Bikini Beach and, man, an actor in a gorilla suit really makes any movie better doesn't it

the tubi looney tunes selection sure does feel like it front loads the Cool Cat and Merlin The Magic Mouse shit! even my six year old notices something's off here

lmao sorry son, when I said we had to leave the house that was NOT me offering to drive into Boston

Love this one, right up there with The Swimmer as one of Lancaster's best

My wife is good at the tomodachi game. She helped me make Charlie Brown and B'Elanna Torres for my island and she made the Heated Rivalry boys and Baby Assassins girls for hers and they're all friends

At the risk of starting a fight here, I just have to say Muscle Beach Party (1964) sidelines Frankie and Annette too much. Not that I'm not into Fiona Volpe from Thunderball trying to buy bodybuilders that make her horny but that's not what I'm here for!

'People are taking Downey too seriously, let's drag him back to the marvel movies'

Speaking of that AIP touch (major surprise cameo spoilers)

Police shoot, kill man with knife in Lexington following medical call - The Boston Globe Police responded to a home on Mason Street after receiving a call from family members that a man had injured himself with a knife, according to Middlesex District Attorney Marian Ryan.

“Parents call 911 for help with mentally ill son, so cops come & kill him” is an EXTREMELY common story

But our elected officials & media live in daily terror of being branded anti-cop, so we’re not allowed to talk about it

uh no, they share the blankets, its very selfless and utopian

following up my Gidget watchthrough with some of the Annette Funicello beach movies and, wow, these are so much hornier

there's that AIP touch I guess

I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

jake your freedom to cash in with non-specific virtue signalling is probably secure

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

its cool having a kid who's starting to learn about your interests because he'll ask things like "did Clint Eastwood ever do a James Bond movie?"

goty

ok let's see what this game is all about

#LastFourWatched overall the Gidget trilogy isn't great stuff but I'm gonna be a big evangelist for Gidget Goes Hawaiian

if I follow anne hathaway on letterboxd what buttons do I press to encourage her to watch motern movies

begging my kids to play anywhere else but directly above @whaler.bsky.social's basement office

its really funny they keep doing this, I remember when they were saying Winter Soldier was a 70s style conspiracy thriller. It was a fun superhero movie but telling audiences it's our generation's Parralax View doesn't do it any favours at all!

The Loretta Young film Because of You has a pretty great sexy poster

this could be the biggest cinematic event for me looking at pretty ladies since the housemaid

Oh and the time Nick was gonna spank his son but then a flashback of their happy memories popped out of the kid's ass. Classic.

I know it's far from the best but I have such a soft spot for the one where they go to Nick's parents' house and he's reading his old crime comics in a hammock and shit like that

Also whichever one has the scene where Nora gets too into watching wrestling and has Nick in a headlock

Trying to decide between starting another Loretta Young movie once the kids are in bed or starting my watchthrough of Beach Party movies

Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a Timer An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work*

Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!