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Clocked in at Always Right Factory and I’m working overtime until May 20!!
Post you in another country etc
We need a matriarchy run by lesbians with clipboards and earpieces who do not take any shit.
If you’re Black and LGBTQ reskeet this
It’s Bare Minimum Monday AND 4/20?!
TAURUS SzN LETS GooOoOOO
Had my first Magic Lounge experience during Thanksgiving. Me during every card trick:
Frog and Toad look out over Toad's garden. Nothing yet is growing in the dirt. From "The Garden" In *Frog and Toad Together*
“Leave them alone for a few days. Let the sun shine on them, let the rain fall on them. Then your seeds will start to grow.”
My OCD has been whipping my ass the past two weeks but a bad bitch takes their medicine and completes exposure therapy homework 😤
besties for the resties
@carterandwright.bsky.social
IKTR
It’s her world!! We’re just living in it!!
Hi Chicago‼️
If I ever take a TikTok and reshare it on my Instagram stories just know that is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.
Okay Google are you mad at me
Adding to my list of drag names:
Zooty Pebbles
Prayer warriors I’m at a straight bar and I need your anointment!!
We love a personal brand!! #NicoNation
THANK YOU BB!! 🥰
SPEAK IT SO OH OMNIPOTENT
We live in the year 18 AJD!!
A TikTok comment said the millennial peace sign pose is ironic because millennials have never know peace
SO CUTE
My husband and I have a bottle of prosecco in the fridge for when IT happens and I’m really hoping we get to open it soon
The most stoner skeet I have ever skeeted
Easter Sunday Edible:
He has [live] rosin
Love On The Spectrum is so pure 🥹
Every friday is a good friday when you have a fat ass
Happy Friday to the divas, the baddies, and the slays!! You aligned the stakeholders, paid bills, and survived another week in the apocalypse that we call Earth. You’ve been granted a 48 hour Shake Ass Pass. Use it wisely!!