Just found out the guy who I ghosted is my barber today

Losing all my innocence in the backseat of the 147 Lakeshore Express Bus

It’s supposed to snow all day in Chicago

This was insane lmaoo

What the hell, sure

My drive to find all my Twitter boyfriends is unmatchable

next time let’s all migrate to linkedin

I don’t know what to post like do I make this a main/alt type of content or…

The vibe I’ve been bringing since it gets dark at 4PM now

Thank you for your service

Dinner goes hard tonight

Everything I know about it was against my will

I can’t wait to never hear about Wicked again or the press tour

Ahhhh yessss, micro-dosing brain rot

Giving the people what they want!!

I swear if this app is going to be another “Threads” situation 😤