This is my favorite character from the Bible

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there’s nothing left

-Psalm 23:4

President XYZ is very happy that the Strait of Hormuz is open for business! Our meeting was historic! XYZ knows his ABC’s and therefore will pass the Barbie University!

-President MAGA Barbie

I help so many that are sick. People say it’s a very good thing.

I Melt with You by Modern English is my favorite song dedicated to cheese.

Not many people know this, but JD stands for Jumbo Douchebag

I want to use magic paint to paint the Pink House with. It’ll glow in the dark and everyone will be able to see it. It’ll be good they say.

-President MAGA Barbie

My husband Ken does not know Skipper nor has he ever been seen with her. This photo is AI. We might have met through Skipper but we don’t know Skipper. STOP ALL THIS TALK!

-President MAGA Barbie