The man's a living morality play.

It's like watching a mortally injured animal limping around cause it thinks it can still keep on living, and you don't want to be the one personally responsible for putting it out of its misery. Like, just go into a bush and die out of sight already.

Oh, he's definitely gonna lowtax himself.

Gee whiz, Lenny's so cool with all the smoking and drinking. You know what he deserves? A leather jacket. A little, cat-sized leather jacket, with rhinestone studding.

What design would you put on the back of Lenny's new badass jacket?

Oh boy, after a hard day of drinking, Lenny could sure go for a smoke. What's his brand of lung darts?

Due to religious observations, Lenny insists on drinking beer. What brand would you buy him?

What's the biggest aminal you think Lenny could take in a fight? In his favor, the other guy's got 5 beers in him.

If you could teach any aminal to use a gun (in self-defense), which aminal, and what scenario would prompt such a response?

NEW LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT: I just charlie horsed a muscle I didn't even know could be charlie horsed.

Happy Earth Day! Walt Kelly’s iconic strip celebrating Earth Day appeared on April 22, 1971. His message has only become more relevant, and urgent, in the years that followed.

Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

He's a liar and a killer. I don't know what else to tell people, he's a rich eugenicist, he wants as many poor people as possible to die in the name of 'health.' He's a genuinely and uniquely malign figure in American life and his appointment was an act of violence

How Trump Accidentally Handed Dems Their Big Win in Virginia The vote yes campaign featured Trump all of its closing ads in areas where it ran up huge numbers. Voters know who started this war.

Remarkable: 100% of the ads in Northern Virginia heavily featured Trump to turn out voters for the redistricting referendum in the closing days, a source tells me.

That's right, all of the ads were all about Trump. This backfired for him spectacularly.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2093...

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

The post-WW2 economic agreement in the West was designed by very smart, very evil men to give the proles just enough to keep us from killing them and instituting Socialism. Now their idiot grandchildren are looking at the meager entitlements they allowed and wonder why we're given "handouts".

Carlos Ezquerra

"Hidari" stop motion feature film is still in the works.
Directed by Masashi Kawamura using wooden carved puppets.
Produced by Dwarf, Whatever Co & Tecarat.
Completion expected in 2029 (+ new preview at Cannes Film Market next month).
variety.com/2026/film/gl...
www.catsuka.com/news/tag/mas...

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

SABOTAGE (Takács, 1996)

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A hairless sphinx cat in a tie dye flower pattern hoodie eating a small soft boiled egg. This is what the Trumpo(cans/crats) want to take from us. [REDACTED].

Doesn't know his own strength

God, one of my favorite weapons in all of sci-fi has to be the Dream Weaver tanks from Rogue Trooper. Just the idea of a tank hiding in Scarecrow gas that also does hologram smoke shows of monsters and sirens and mermaids is such a fun idea.

FIGHT ME YOU CIVILIZED COWARD

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

You ever have a workday so fucked it fucks up your sleep cycle? Yeaaaaah.

"Looks like we're shy one horse."
"You brought two to many."
(Once Upon A Time In The West)

i think iron man convinced Americans that tech oligarchs are actually secretly cool super heroes rather than cartoonishly evil elites who believe they’re inherently better than you.