New haircut says "happy cyborg" and it's working out better than I thought.

Counting out twenty one almonds like a Babylonian tax collector

A most ingenious Umlaut.

From Wikipedia: "Roth maintains residences in Los Angeles, New York City and Tokyo.[34] In 2004, he trained as a state-licensed emergency medical technician in New York.[57] In 2012 he said, "I probably have over 200 9-1-1 calls on my ticket in the last six years alone. I live a very different life away from music."[58]

I don't know what would fix the world, but a well-written show about David Lee Roth's time as an EMT would be a healing experience for me and for many, I am convinced.

I hate this martini but I’m going to drink it.

Khaki pants are good for plotting or standing but not much else.

*me and Beethoven sitting across from one another at a wooden table*

-Beethoven: What? (in German)
-me: What?
-Beethoven: Huh? (in German)
-me: What?

Carpeted bathrooms should be making a comeback. This feels like a new age of plush filth.

I shouldn't have to verify I'm human. They should have to prove I'm not.

I'm not convinced there's a lesson here but the robot dance never dies.

I'm trying to take people in safari vests more seriously.

maybe johnny was just telling ponyboy to stay blonde you don’t know

Normalise ending conversations by sitting on the bottom of a swimming pool.

😂

They're very angular and freaking me out.

Purple flowers make most things better.

I love that🧡

It's very centering.

I only trust a kettle that makes me feel like my grandma just scolded me for eating cookies without permission.

Tea kettles shouldn't look cool, that just leads to madness.

Tuesday .

Overly Complicated Solutions For Nonexistent Problems

Tulips when I ghost them & head straight toward lilacs.

#MJMlilacReport

It might be nice to know how much a book weighs before I buy it.

🖤📱 #photography

Good stuff

They should send a tasteful yacht out to pick up the astronauts.

Them! (1954)

That too

They should have penalty boxes around town so you can just take a break, or smoke.