“One way, Jesus!” said the police officer. “That’s a $130 fine!”

I occasionally see someone I went to school with at the shops. I pretend I don’t recognise them because #AWKWARD, but then I wonder if they’d recognise me at all

I mean booooooo

With this final blast of winter, my seasonal depression is kicking in.

I don’t get depressed when it gets cold and dark. I get depressed when it gets warm. Summer sucks

A reason why I completely bombed my HSC is because of the creative writing portion of English. I did not take it seriously at all. Once I wrote a story about Wilson from 'Home Improvement' being a sex pest who had a crush on Al.

It’s been three years since a significant, settled snowfall in the Mountains. This makes me sad

They begged me to tell them my skincare routine and asked if I used things like retinol. What the fuck is retinol?

I had a group of Year 8 girls today be absolutely stunned when they discovered I’m 34. Like, how dare I not look like old!Rose from Titanic

That feeling when you see someone you used to have a huge crush on who turned out to be a shitty person and they have aged like milk is amazing

The latest creation. This was a fun project

I KNOW! Not only super racist, but also it was just winged black eyeliner and red lipstick. I’ll DM you a photo. It made me laugh at the absolute ridiculousness of it as a way of trying to create petty drama

(Rest rest rest! Feel better soon x)

This wasn’t the icky bit, but someone I didn’t know was bitching about me online after it, claiming I was wearing “kabuki makeup” 💀

I’m sorry to hear, but it’s obv the next taping you go to will be for your own show 😘

It was definitely a great escape while there was no drama around it

The last one I went to was in 2011. It left a bad taste in my mouth and I’m sad my last experience of a taping was bad

Pfft what would they know? Home was boring.

I know I said this before, but that late 00s/early 10s era of tapings was such a strange little microcosm of obscure fandoms.

#Logies #TVWeekLogieAwards

That’s most likely correct and probably true for most Australian comedy shows.

My parents had the DVDs but I only got into it after becoming a huge fan of Get This in 2006

Make a hat out of cheese!

I was late to The Late Show party (given I was a literal baby when it first aired), but damn if this hasn’t been permanently in my head for YEARS

The Late Show send up Michael Stipe from REM "Stand" YouTube video by fakungabubu

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Alongside “photocopy your bum and bake it in a cake. Send it to the Pope and ask him if he’ll tongue kiss your Mum”

“Eat ten souvlakis for lunch then throw up on the bonnet of your boss’s new Daihatsu Charade” lives in my head rent-free

My kid loves to talk to herself as she’s going to sleep. Her current fave phrase is “Ahh, yum cha. Heaven on wheels” which is from an alphabet book we’ve been reading. She wouldn’t even eat anything at yum cha

I totally get this. They aren’t always good memories. But the good ones are like a warm hug

While I wasn’t at the same show tapings as you (apart from the one I have no memory of lmao), reading your recollections of key songs triggered mine. It’s amazing how you can be immediately transported back to a time by one song

Can confirm ‘Green Onions’ was on regular rotation at Chaser tapings too

My toddler instinctively knows when I’m having a hard day and just presses every single button

It honestly does rule how much we revere a guy who died jerking off

I know Australians love a novelty/meme song but jfc

How many people who voted for it actually like The Veronica’s? #hottest100