Endless doses of sugar-coated mindless garbage

I think it's really funny that Hulk Hogan spent the last 2 years of his life going "woke sucks brother" and then his heart exploded

America is Back billboard looming over a gas price sign showing the post-Iran prices.

HUNGRY BREAD AND BUTTER HUSSLE
YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT A WHILE IT IS ONLY FAIR

Taking over the music at work and queueing up the entirety of Sung Tongs to hang over my coworker's heads like the moon from Majora's Mask

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The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

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There's a nice calm in between rushes of customers. A nice stillness before the next wave hits. The perfect time for my coworker to realize that I'm STILL playing Ocean Man

Even funnier if he's some sort of too cool rebel. Jabba's ripped son is the James Dean of Hutts. You can only get this sort of masterclass in ideas from the twisted mind of Dave Filoni

Very action figure brained to reintroduce Jabba's ripped son because he's old enough now because this means retroactively the guy with a lower intelligence than Salacious B Crumb was able to outmaneuver him. How am I supposed to give a shit about him if what I know is that he's stupider than shit

I saw someone theorize that the reason Jabba's ripped son didn't inherit his dad's criminal empire is because he was out politicked by Bob Fortuna and if that's true honestly he deserves it imagine getting outsmarted by the dumbest fucking person in the entire galaxy

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What if Jabba's son was a pit fighter what if he was huge what if he was The Bear sounds like a bit I would do to make fun of the Mandoverse

We're gonna play a new game called how long until my coworkers realize I've been playing Ocean Man on repeat

When Finn isn't on screen audiences should be asking where's Finn

also sidelining finn being the only thing any of the sequels kept up from entry to entry is genuine malpractice. if i'm making a movie and john boyega is in my movie the goal is to have john boyega on screen for as long as humanly possible. that's just being smart.

Listen to @bloodwork.show

Burt Reynolds in Boogie Nights: How old are you?

Very obviously 25 Mark Wahlberg: I'm 17

I haven't seen anyone share it yet so lmao

“I just want to touch base with where we’re at with this project going into q2-

“The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold”

Setting my team status to the entirety of The Second Coming

Betting it all on an Alex Garland script #dontdothat

Lol Bone Temple was so bad it killed the third one

Even though it's not my favorite song of theirs I do think Pepper is one of my favorite songs ever because I remember being a kid listening to Philly's only alternative music station Radio 104.5 and being completely transfixed whenever it came in

They don't teach you in school that Butthole Surfers have more songs than just Pepper

Epstein is the obvious choice but you could probably do a Cure (1997) but it’s real about 764/09A Roblox school shooting right wing grooming gangs