losing my shit at rasta dogboner

if only a Twitter user had posted two images side by side to depict how this feels back in, oh, 2019 or so 😒

bro come on we don't want to be late to the crystal castles show at Sound Academy. it's on the waterfront bro come on. we need to get on the old TTC streetcar right now.

Sir. This post is gonna probably not have the effect you want it to

you should play them, Julian.

open bluesky see Lyn immediately

Gouache painting of Lyn FE7

Starting to get really fond of gouache #myart

my wife who i believe is going to hell by the way

my dick hurts from jacking off to much *remembers my gf is following me* too pictures of wedding rings

I'm mc ride with the freaky fresh style, zach on the drums to make you smile,

not a problem for me I have my IFR rating

he sucked me and I cummed and nutted all over the place in there and so did he!

that's right

nah is a Whatever unit Imo.......

the democrats are gay (skater voice)

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

they should make mad men 2 and it's about a lady this time and it's the 70s and she's like I met the average american consumer... and SHE'S black

What can I do for you, stranger?

The shoulder sleeve insignia of the Electronic Warfare Directorate at the U.S. Navy’s Point Mugu facility in California. It’s the cutest military insignia Evelyn has ever seen: a big black crow with red lightning bolts issuing from its body. The crow looks bemused. Nothing, however, about what Evelyn is learning from her research on Point Mugu bemuses her. The more she digs into the Mugu anomaly, the more frightened she becomes. Those poor dolphins, she thinks.

PMGUEWD1.BMF

Said “Oh you know, living the dream” and my coworker suddenly got real serious looked me right in the eye and asked “You’ve had it too?”

woahhhh earth rider

edelgard did nothing wrong ever in her entire life.

thank you for listening to my ted talk.

walking right up to a random guy at work you've only talked to in passing before and saying, "i've figured you out."

his ass is gay with Putin, and he's a cheeto. and he always backs out of the mass killings. here I am, gas me! gas me, pussy!

criticizing Nazis for the lack of follow-through seems dumb for a couple reasons imo

call an ambulance dot GIF

hello my name is Luther Ecclesiastes and I will be your waiter tonight