Just bc you’re horny doesn’t mean you have to masturbate

A journalism student interviewed me about faith and comedy and then wrote about how I touched his life on his substack open.substack.com/pub/whosjohn...

Thank you! It’s good enough to use to promote myself with, so that’s something!

Glimmers: got quarter finalist in a script competition

The US government threatening Catholics with the Avignon papacy might be just what sets my panics attacks right and gets me back to Mass

I’m just gonna fucking say it. Holy Week should hurt you to your soul. Not in some manufactured, I’ve done all the things and therefore I am holy and united way, but just bc you have been dragged through the mud of life and you can’t hang on anymore. Gotta give it up to God, just like Jesus

Thank you. I was mostly being goofy (sorry for using humor as armor)

My mom’s dead. But happy birthday to your wife!

First contest notes on my tv pilot are in. Barfs are also incoming

My most repeated phrase in prayer: “Jesus, I love you, but you’re crazy.”

Thank you!

I'm Starting a Publishing Press The audacity of this bitch

I am starting a publishing press! @riotreverence.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/theresaz...

I’m having a fucking *amazing* day

Emo catholic indie press for the marginalized voices the mainstream would rather silence or sanitize, coming 2027! @riotreverence.bsky.social

Guys, I’m launching my own indie emo press and I’ve almost got my first outside author

I mean, me too

Not
Fornicating
Period

I have not eaten enough/any protein today oops

There was so much rum last night

I am both confident and awkward simultaneously

Might write about masturbation again. Just to shake things up

Ya girl has submitted a tv pilot to festivals and is now creating a really tight series bible for it. Thinking in entertainment domination terms now. Watch tf out

It’s only proper

I would 100% drink this without hesitation

Finding new things to mix the rum with

Getting more and more and more and progressively more and more unhinged

We just bought a house. I should wait. But also…a purple strat! How much would Jess km?

Found a sparkly pink guitar with distortion amp for Penny (for free!). Now should I get myself a purple strat?

A willowy, fiery girl-child with a boyfriend and an electric guitar? I’m ngmi

Penny (6) just asked for a mini electric guitar with amp and distortion pedal. I’m so fucked