Fuck you're right.. I was so hung up thinking about Sunday Heroes and whether to reference that, I fudged the Orange.. CURIOUS ORANGE. 👍

Not a Mysterious Orange in sight and too much Tina Fey. Shout when you're a special guest and I'll give it another go..

Naa, I've started watching something else. Hopefully growing pains, but not for me.

Naa, nobody sends messages to people by locating them in the contacts list anymore..

Yeah because that's why they were zooming in on that picture... 👀

😂

Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

@bhaalspawn.bsky.social but can it play Doom has taken on a new domain..
Source: New Scientist
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The real question here, is why it's taken more than 4 years..? (obviously because he's a horrible human).

💝🗽

Not a conspiracy theorist but I do like the idea of Epstein being a Russian asset and that it is that which has given Russia their leverage on Trump.
Makes a lot of sense #Kompromat

And of course, not a single person is dressed for snow..

President Obama Saves Lady During Press Conference🫡 YouTube video by Potus

Oh take me back youtube.com/shorts/BsPv9...

So, just how peadophile does a rich famous person have to be, before they're dealt with like a 'normie' paedophile?

'side-doom'...

Looksy Jaden GIF ALT: Looksy Jaden GIF

Zooms in...

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

Co-signing this. Grok is out there making CSAM on request from pictures posted to the internet.

And if you posted pictures of your kids to Twitter, you LICENSED Grok to do that. Take those pics down NOW

Yep. I do that too, sometimes go back for a second spoon.

He can't even manage a safe, legal and judicous transfer of power in his own country... The mind absolutely boggles.

You couldn't have briefed them in on a trigger situation. We only had 15 days..

Fair enough, he's won me over, it was the right thing to do #Venezuela

we have not "apprehended" the president of venezuela. we have invaded a foreign country and kidnapped its leader. what the fuck are we doing here, i am going to lose my mind

US apparently captures another country's leader & his wife..

How your laws and government have allowed this & all that has led up to this, is beyond me. Remember when people said 'the machinary of government will prevent this simpleton from running amok"?

Only serves to empower RU and China too.

LA Times: Elon Musk company bot apologizes

Newsweek: Elon Musk's Grok Apologizes

International Business Times: Grok Issues Apologies

The Hill: Musk's AI chatbot Grok apologizes

1. Headlines everywhere today read "Grok apologizes."

This is bullshit. A chatbot is not something that can apologize.

Pretending otherwise is simple laundering these companies' bullshit about what AI is, while diffusing blame away from the human beings that developed and released this system.

Ladies and gentlemen, FIFA's world peace prize winner has ordered military strikes on yet another country.

Gianni will have to invent the FIFA Military Combat award soon too...

Would be wild to see their tax payments as a column too.. I assume it's not as much as you'd expect.

They're apparantly eating pizza and smashing their clam. Hardly a producer of either.

Why would you not just stay at home and do those things? Seems a needless expense for said activity.

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025