I hope he gets constipation and every orange in his fruit bowl is mouldy and the chemist is sold out of Germaloids

That’s a beautiful thing to do

Not good

Rhubarb!
Auto carrot strikes again!

My rhinos struggling

I think it's now incumbent upon those people so inclined to explain how Starmer isn't comprehensively fucked and shouldn't have his desk emptied into a box by HR and escorted out by security.

Rather than us explain why he should.

Power without accountability: The Palantir manifesto The problems with our tech philosopher kings

I would love to see Starmer and the rest of Labour read this and still argue that Palantir is safe for the UK to work with. They are acting like it's the old world, not the new.

donmoynihan.substack.com/p/pa...

Lovely lovely cat. They leave such huge holes in our hearts

Why do I pay the sodding license fee if this is what they are doing with our money?

Out and about for breakfast today on Kelham Island
A beautiful spring morning

It’s cheaper than the one from M&S
I’ll definitely be ordering this

It’s about time!

The rest of the world finds it unbelievable that he can stand there and say that with a straight face

I think Keir Starmer’s statement in the HoC has broken X

We have a little Asda at the bottom of the road so we can get to them before they completely kill them

I but a lot of half dead plants from Asda . We always manage to bring them back to life

That’s beautiful

Until today

And a fully paid out member of LFI

He’ll be wearing his Toy Story Mr Potato Angry Eyes

She will provide the pens

No picture if the actual breakfast because I ate it

Apart from being a friend of the Gary Lubner types what are Bridget’s qualifications to be the Secretary of State for Education

Her office said the Office for Students (OfS), which regulates universities, had received reports of speakers and lecturers being harassed and blocked for holding gender-critical or religious views, of foreign interference suppressing academic freedoms, and of ideological belief requirements featuring in job advertisements.

The OfS will be able to use the new complaints scheme from September. From April, it will be able to fine universities the greater of £500,000 or 2 per cent of their income, which would amount to millions of pounds for large institutions, for breaches under the Freedom of Speech Act. Ultimately, universities could be deregistered for egregious cases.

Bridget Phillipson will introduce new laws to make it possible for Universities to be fined millions of pounds if they don't silence students who protest bigots invited onto their campuses. It's like the Tories never left office.

Beautiful Boys

It’s the vessel with the passel not the chalice from the palace
Just another word salad

Someone read the clock incorrectly here so I’ve been up an hour already

Today the Prime Minister will assure Parliament that there was no window, or if there was a window it did not break, and if it broke it was not from a ball, and if there was a ball there was no kick.

He will add that he is "furious" about the window that broke from a ball that was kicked. (By him.)

It’s really good stuff, it’s just such big packs