A forthcoming review from Space-Biff! showing a finished line, some photos, and then a gigantic "PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZHOLDER" where future text will go.
Every time a developer gets caught with AI assets and claims they were only placeholders meant to be replaced, only, oops, they forgot to make the swap, I think about how I fill my articles with obvious placeholders that cannot possibly be mistaken for the finished thing.
The worst sequence of words ever written
This is fucking cursed
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Really loved this talk!
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
medium: the spirits are speaking
ouija board: K I L L Y O U R S E L F
me: is that good
I was laughing so hard at this episode I almost had to pull my car over
In other news, a car has beat a human at the Indy 500
anyone who knew someone with pancreatic cancer knows how big of a deal this is
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
Now, you just have to *threaten* to spend money and politicians will do whatever you want! What a deal for lobbyists!
Usually, I try to take a big step back and look at the goals and vision of the feature. Getting out of the implementation weeds helps a lot.
Fuckin' nailed it
The wikipedia article for soup
AI bros: "dude I think I discovered a new branch of physics by chatting with Claude"
Me:
A legit hilarious response
The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.
This is also true of games. At some point, you will have exhausted your potential audience and that should be okay! But game corporations feel the need to keep getting a bigger slice of an increasingly smaller pie.
The idea that Geese is only popular because of a psyop is a psyop
Imagine being so unpopular and evil that you have to drop this amount of money and invent new forms of ratfucking so you can beat a 27-year-old who regularly wears a Snorlax onesie to bed.
not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer
GET THEIR ASSES
Love the new economy where instead of making products people want and selling it to them, you manipulate the government to force people to use your product.
Type of fit you’d wear to reveal an Xbox exclusive first person shooter on stage at E3 2012.
On most days? No. Some days? Also no, but maybe a little less.
lol I actually think statistics should be required for EVERY high school student and college student
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Music not subject to industry astroturfing:
- Call your bank and ask to be placed on hold
- Songs about birds you learn at summer camp
- Public-domain recordings including the Voyager Record
- Rhythmically kicking a hollow log in the woods
The internet has convinced us that if we don't like something that other people like, it must be b/c they are brainwashed. It's okay to like something! It's also okay to not like something! Chill the fuck out!
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