Will you settle for one picking out belly button lint? I can do that.

That’s why I let it go to voicemail.

Classic TV Theme: The Bad News Bears YouTube video by David Gideon

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The backhand goal from the red line was insane.

You left out the bribes.

Everyone knows the way you change the Constitution is to have six people in robes make up a new Constitution as they go along.

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

Bwahahahahaha
<breath>
Bwahahahahaha

#38 in Patel v. Figliuzzi (S.D. Tex., 4:25-cv-02548) – CourtListener.com MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER Granting 25 Opposed MOTION TO DISMISS FOR FAILURE TO STATE A CLAIM (Signed by Judge George C Hanks, Jr) Parties notified. (knp4) (Entered: 04/21/2026)

JUST IN: FBI Dir Kash Patel loses libel suit he filed against former FBI agent Frank Figliuzzi for saying Patel "reportedly" has been "visible at nightclubs far more" than at FBI HQ. Judge George Hanks (Obama/TXSD) says it was "rhetorical hyperbole." Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Gas up a song:

Don’t Go Sniffin’ My Fart

— Kinky D & Elton’s John

Not I

You know what’s worse than men in women’s sports? Presidents who raped children.

Glad everyone still has faith there will be elections in November.

“How much more black could it be?”

—Spinal Tap

WHO TF BROKE BLUESKY?!?

So he’s gonna short Spirit stock before it goes tits up.

I don’t 💩 where I eat.
#RulesToLiveBy

Besides, that’s what big box stores and Kohl’s are made for.

Yeah. I know. Did the calculations in my head. Corruption like that can’t go unrewarded these days, though.

With credentials like that, she’s a shoo in for President!

Kohl’s cash? THATS MORE LIKE IT!

Please continue (with a renewed vigor and enthusiasm not before seen by many)

You kids and your fancy bathroom alchemy. Time was, all you need in the shower was a bar of soap, a can of Schlitz, and a crippling fear of intimacy

It’s always a crime to eat beefaroni.

happy 420 to all who partake.

I’ll accept my second place ribbon.

Found it. 20 minutes. F.

Man. Must have been milliseconds.

The Walking Almost Dead