UPDATE : after much consideration, I have finally picked a date for the release of Cooking the Rich. It’ll be out on Jan. the 20th, wink wink.

My advice to Americans (and beyond) for the coming 4 years: make Trumponade

How is the Donald going to merk Amerca geart again this time?

As the Pre-Trump Stress Disorder rescue team?

Do you think the Donald remembered to thank the Elon for the $44B investment in the campaign? 🤔

Image of Kamala Harris with the caption: "Lessons Democrats Can Learn From The 2024 Election" "One more fundraising text would've done the job." -The Onion

Lessons Democrats Can Learn From The 2024 Election
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GOSHDARNIT 🤦‍♂️