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Posts by Andy

Am inside now

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Don't like

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Broken ๐Ÿ˜ž

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Bad sunz

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Why so wimdy

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Free food ๐Ÿคค

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That's a pretty standard day here

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They're away for cleaning. Will one of those big sponge hands do instead?

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Would you prefer if I cheered you on?

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I can't wait to sit quietly and watch

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I couldn't cope with that level of excitement on a Monday

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After I'm done with the carpet

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Made a mistake and got the carpet washer out. Now the carpets wet and I can't be bothered finishing it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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If they didn't want to get eaten, they shouldn't have gone in my mouth.

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No. I wasn't curious enough to ask

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Correct. You go to the doctor's about fungus, not eat it!

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How many of them do you eat

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I'm claiming one!

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How do I get a permanent table at your restaurant?

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Energy would be lovely

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Why must awake time be a thing

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๐Ÿ˜‚ I've just got home and already thinking about going to bed

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Assert dominance and shit on top of it

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Get you with the fancy spoons!

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Multitasking!

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I haven't got an electric sander

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Gotta scratch that itch however you can

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The woman next door is using either an electric sander or a REALLY powerful vibrator

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