Am inside now
Posts by Andy
Don't like
Broken ๐
Bad sunz
Why so wimdy
Free food ๐คค
That's a pretty standard day here
They're away for cleaning. Will one of those big sponge hands do instead?
Would you prefer if I cheered you on?
I can't wait to sit quietly and watch
I couldn't cope with that level of excitement on a Monday
After I'm done with the carpet
Made a mistake and got the carpet washer out. Now the carpets wet and I can't be bothered finishing it ๐ญ
If they didn't want to get eaten, they shouldn't have gone in my mouth.
No. I wasn't curious enough to ask
Correct. You go to the doctor's about fungus, not eat it!
How many of them do you eat
I'm claiming one!
How do I get a permanent table at your restaurant?
Energy would be lovely
Why must awake time be a thing
๐ I've just got home and already thinking about going to bed
Assert dominance and shit on top of it
Get you with the fancy spoons!
Multitasking!
I haven't got an electric sander
Gotta scratch that itch however you can
The woman next door is using either an electric sander or a REALLY powerful vibrator