Apparently I misread the tone of the initial post

Albeit you watch more than I but the Cubs are top 5 in every offensive category. Feel like I’m missing something here.

Excellent work as usual… is there a comp for Fears I’m missing? He’s so much higher than Coward in these mocks I’m confused.

Zep - whole lotta love

Excellent work sir… depressing but excellent

I cannot imagine a worse scenario. This franchise is completely unserious.