I’m happy for the winner, but the winner did NOT win that lip sync - let’s be so fucking fr for one second

Honestly so happy for all this Miley love bc I love her so much

Okay ngl that nini performance ate

Should be seen but not heard 😌

Uhh….. 8 military fighter jets just flew really low overhead - I… do not like that

I did it 🙊🙈

Cunty shrek

Should I buy a book for $370 👀

Cartoon of a naked man running in a Pizza Hut parking lot with Jesus floating in the background captioned “god has allowed me to live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem”

On a scale from 0 (not dramatic at all) to 10 (okay maybe a little bit medium dramatic, but probably not that bad)

How dramatic am I being for thinking about faking my own death so I don’t have to file my taxes today?

Like a 1-2, right? So I should do it?

If this speaks to you, send me your favorite songs plz and thank you

My favorite genre of music is emotionally devastating lyrics with an upbeat tempo and pain in each chord progression that you can throw your ass to on the dance floor

🥵🥵🥵

I’m not religious im any sense, but I would probably just end it all if I was having personal beef with the pope on the global stage

Let’s make it happen then 😌😉

Squidward window meme.

Watching the Hungarian election results while living in the US.

This is one of the most epic songs of all time and I literally grew up listening to this album and I’m so glad at least that part of my childhood was correct

😍😍🥵🥵 hiiiiiii

New Instagram DM Him: not gonna lie I found myself attracted to you last night Me: aww thank you cutie Him: random sorry Me: no need to apologize haha Him: I give you 7.5 uncut Me: oh!… lmao I didn’t know we were going there haha Him: it’s a gift I see it

Meme of a cartoon girl looking at her phone captioned bitch what

How to not flirt with me 101

holes out for Hungary!!!

You can have a ride whenever you want 😘

Torn between teaching myself piano or how to dj but does the world really need another *** with a turntable?

Wait but let’s have an intense three month passionate fling and then never talk to each other ever again 🥺

It’ll be fun (and emotionally devastating)

Wait WHAT?!?

There was a guy forever ago on the apps who told me he didn’t have HIV bc he got tested once a few years prior

But he’d been sexually active since then, and like, DIVA!! That’s not how this works!!!

Or finding out and not telling people leading to more of a chance of them catching something again!

Cummunity service, even
Slobby on the knob hobby

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

i’m so grateful the hottest people from twitter migrated to bluesky

Christians for Israel PAC

Seriously!!! Grow up!!!

Yaaaaaasssssss!!