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Posts by RK Conan

government surveillance on its own populace is beyond critical levels, but what I really want to ask of the g-man monitoring my computer is what do you think of the current chapter im writing ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

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oh my god, this is one of the best things anyone has ever said to me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

life's been difficult and finding time to write has been even harder, but there is more BiMBO coming in the future, I promise you.

1 year ago 2 0 1 0
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goth mommies deserve a champion

and I'm just the right man for the job

1 year ago 3 0 0 0

some people just need more help than others. the world's unfair. there's no shame in needing it, there's no shame in offering it.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

day 15,000 of I'M TRYING

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

I'm so sorry to hear this. my thoughts are with you โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

the asshole in the mirror is fucking things up for me again

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

Post a pic from your device without explanation

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All smut writers should know the word "callipygian". It means "having shapely buttocks".
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...

1 year ago 3 1 1 0
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it's cliche, but for a reason, that staying active is healthy. focusing on what I can change, tuning out what I can't, all that

1 year ago 3 0 1 0

the news makes me sad

porn makes me sad

the only thing that gives me joy is cooking, gardening, and squeezing in writing my erotica whenever can, which is not often ๐Ÿ˜”

1 year ago 6 0 1 0

me, reading positive & constructive comments: clearly I'm capturing a cultures, erudite audience

me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely

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me, reading positive & constructive comments: clearly I'm capturing a cultures, erudite audience

me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely

1 year ago 2 2 1 0
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what's that thing where when you make a tiny mistake, instead of going "lol that was dumb," you go "I'm clearly a failure at life, have been surpassed by all my peers, and I have inherently less worth because of this"

I mean lol

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

without an ad blocker, YouTube is basically unusable

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the laser musket from Fallout 4

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this one hurts

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I see all the fetishes and kinks I have or would enjoy trying, and instead of trying to label myself this or that, you guys, I think I'm just a horny motherfucker

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an endorsement from the great @padty.bsky.social! ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ

1 year ago 4 0 0 0

Erotica book covers ain't what they used to be
#smutsky #erotica #bookart

1 year ago 5 0 1 0

you're saying all I have to do is keep writing incest erotica and soon I'll be a real boy??

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her: nobody likes [attribute] on women

me: ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ I like [attribute] very much

her: don't fetishize me

me: ...

her: ...

me:

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"say the weird thing? pass, I know a trap when I hear it"

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