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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT HAS JUST COME DOWN TO THE STREET WHERE HIS CAR IS PARKED EVERETT: HERE BOY, COME BACK HERE!!! EVERETT WAVES FOR A BOY THAT HAS JUST WALKED BY TO COME BACK P2- EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME- YOU'RE THE ONLY LAD I HAVE EVER SEEN PASS MY AUTO WITHOUT BLOWING THE HORN!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT HAS JUST COME DOWN TO THE STREET WHERE HIS CAR IS PARKED EVERETT: HERE BOY, COME BACK HERE!!! EVERETT WAVES FOR A BOY THAT HAS JUST WALKED BY TO COME BACK P2- EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME- YOU'RE THE ONLY LAD I HAVE EVER SEEN PASS MY AUTO WITHOUT BLOWING THE HORN!

The Muskegon Chronicle
April 19,1919

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS DOWNTOWN, WHEN HE SEES A MAN KICKING A LITTLE DOG MAN: GET OUT O' HERE! P2- EVERETT , IS OUTRAGED BY THE MANS ACTION EVERETT : IF THERE'S GOING TO BE ANY DOG- KICKING AROUND HERE I'LL KICK ONE, TOO EVERETT KICKS THE MAN IN THE BACKSIDE SO HARD HE SENDS THE MAN FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO A WALL

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS DOWNTOWN, WHEN HE SEES A MAN KICKING A LITTLE DOG MAN: GET OUT O' HERE! P2- EVERETT , IS OUTRAGED BY THE MANS ACTION EVERETT : IF THERE'S GOING TO BE ANY DOG- KICKING AROUND HERE I'LL KICK ONE, TOO EVERETT KICKS THE MAN IN THE BACKSIDE SO HARD HE SENDS THE MAN FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO A WALL

The Atlanta Journal
April 15,1918

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-MR. TRUE IS AT THE OFFICE OF A FACTORY MANAGER WHEN AN EMPLOYEE ENTERS EMPLOYEE: MISTER GRIGGS, THAT MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER AND DANGEROUS TO OPERATE MANAGER MR. GRIGGS: WELL, LET THE MEN RUN IT TILL NOON AND THEN WE'LL, HAVE IT FIXED - P2- MR TRUE IS VERY UPSET BY THE MANANGERS DISREGARD FOR THE WORKERS SAFETY MR. TRUE: DO IT NOW!!!! MR. TRUE POUNDS THE MANAGER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD CAUSING HIM TO FOLD UP LIKE AN ACCORDION

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-MR. TRUE IS AT THE OFFICE OF A FACTORY MANAGER WHEN AN EMPLOYEE ENTERS EMPLOYEE: MISTER GRIGGS, THAT MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER AND DANGEROUS TO OPERATE MANAGER MR. GRIGGS: WELL, LET THE MEN RUN IT TILL NOON AND THEN WE'LL, HAVE IT FIXED - P2- MR TRUE IS VERY UPSET BY THE MANANGERS DISREGARD FOR THE WORKERS SAFETY MR. TRUE: DO IT NOW!!!! MR. TRUE POUNDS THE MANAGER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD CAUSING HIM TO FOLD UP LIKE AN ACCORDION

Battle Creek Enquirer
April 11,1919

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WALKING TOWARDS A GROUP OF MEN THAT ARE TALKING AND BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, AND PREVENTING AN ELDERLY LADY FROM PASSING BY THEM FIRST MAN: BUT YOU GOT HOME EARLY, DIDN'T You! SECOND MAN: I SHOULD SAY NOT! THE PARTY DIDN'T BREAK UP TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT! P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND BREAKS UP THE GROUP OF MEN BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, ALL WE CAN SEE IS THEIR HATS AND CIGARS LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK, EVERETT : HEREAFTER DON'T STAND IN THE MIDDLE ON THE SIDEWALK TO VISIT! EVERETT IS SHAKING HIS FIST AT THE MEN WHO HAVE FLED THE SCENE

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WALKING TOWARDS A GROUP OF MEN THAT ARE TALKING AND BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, AND PREVENTING AN ELDERLY LADY FROM PASSING BY THEM FIRST MAN: BUT YOU GOT HOME EARLY, DIDN'T You! SECOND MAN: I SHOULD SAY NOT! THE PARTY DIDN'T BREAK UP TILL AFTER MIDNIGHT! P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND BREAKS UP THE GROUP OF MEN BLOCKING THE SIDEWALK, ALL WE CAN SEE IS THEIR HATS AND CIGARS LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK, EVERETT : HEREAFTER DON'T STAND IN THE MIDDLE ON THE SIDEWALK TO VISIT! EVERETT IS SHAKING HIS FIST AT THE MEN WHO HAVE FLED THE SCENE

The Los Angeles Record
April 06,1915

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN A LAWN CHAIR, HIS FOOT IS BANDAGED UP AND HE HAS IT RESTING ON AN OTTOMAN, HE ALSO HAS A PAIR OF CRUTCHES BESIDE HIS CHAIR A MAN STOPS BY TO COMMENT ON EVERETT’S CONDITION MAN: EVERETT YOU HAVEN'T RHEUMATISM YOU ONLY THINK YOU HAVE, YOUR FOOT DOESN'T PAIN YOU, THAT'S YOUR IMAGINATION. P2-EVERETT DOESNT APPOVE OF THE MAN’S DIAGNOSIS , EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE HEAD WITH ONE OF HIS CRUTCHES MAN: GUCH! YOU’RE KILLING ME!!! EVERETT: NO, I'M NOT, YOU ONLY THINK I AM IT DOESN'T HURT YOU A BIT, IT’S ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION. JU9T THINK IT DOESN'T HURT YOU AND IT WON'T!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN A LAWN CHAIR, HIS FOOT IS BANDAGED UP AND HE HAS IT RESTING ON AN OTTOMAN, HE ALSO HAS A PAIR OF CRUTCHES BESIDE HIS CHAIR A MAN STOPS BY TO COMMENT ON EVERETT’S CONDITION MAN: EVERETT YOU HAVEN'T RHEUMATISM YOU ONLY THINK YOU HAVE, YOUR FOOT DOESN'T PAIN YOU, THAT'S YOUR IMAGINATION. P2-EVERETT DOESNT APPOVE OF THE MAN’S DIAGNOSIS , EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE HEAD WITH ONE OF HIS CRUTCHES MAN: GUCH! YOU’RE KILLING ME!!! EVERETT: NO, I'M NOT, YOU ONLY THINK I AM IT DOESN'T HURT YOU A BIT, IT’S ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION. JU9T THINK IT DOESN'T HURT YOU AND IT WON'T!

The Pittsburgh Press
April 04,1906

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN HIS EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER, MRS. TRUE WANTS HIS OPINION OF HER NEW DRESS MRS. TRUE: LOOK AT MY NEw DReSS, EVEReTT- ISN'T IT LOVELY? EVERETT REPLIED… UH-HUH , WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HIS NEWSPAPER P2: MRS. TRUE: LOOK MRS TRUE GETS EVERETT’S ATTENTION BY HITTING HIM ON THE HEAD WITH THE HANDLE OF HER UMBRELLA

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS IN HIS EASY CHAIR READING A NEWSPAPER, MRS. TRUE WANTS HIS OPINION OF HER NEW DRESS MRS. TRUE: LOOK AT MY NEw DReSS, EVEReTT- ISN'T IT LOVELY? EVERETT REPLIED… UH-HUH , WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING UP FROM HIS NEWSPAPER P2: MRS. TRUE: LOOK MRS TRUE GETS EVERETT’S ATTENTION BY HITTING HIM ON THE HEAD WITH THE HANDLE OF HER UMBRELLA

The Seattle Star
April 03,1917

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE HAVING A DISCUSSION MRS. TRUE: EVERETT, MOTHER IS COMING TOMORROW FOR A THREE WEEKS' VISIT MR. TRUE : GREAT SCOTT!!! WHY DOESNT SHE STAY AT HOME ONCE IN A WHILE? I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING COMPANY IN THIS HOUSE DO YOU THINK I'M RUNNING A HOTEL?!!! P2- MRS.TRUE : APRIL FOOL, EVERETT IT'S YOUR MOTHER WHO'S COMING NOT MINE' MR. TRUE COLLAPSES IN HIS CHAIR, HE’S TOTALLY EXASPERATED

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE HAVING A DISCUSSION MRS. TRUE: EVERETT, MOTHER IS COMING TOMORROW FOR A THREE WEEKS' VISIT MR. TRUE : GREAT SCOTT!!! WHY DOESNT SHE STAY AT HOME ONCE IN A WHILE? I'M SICK AND TIRED OF HAVING COMPANY IN THIS HOUSE DO YOU THINK I'M RUNNING A HOTEL?!!! P2- MRS.TRUE : APRIL FOOL, EVERETT IT'S YOUR MOTHER WHO'S COMING NOT MINE' MR. TRUE COLLAPSES IN HIS CHAIR, HE’S TOTALLY EXASPERATED

The San Antonio Gazette
March 31,1906

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A HORSE HITCHED TO A POST IN FRONT OF A POOL HALL THE HORSE IS SHIVERING FROM THE COLD WIND BLOWING DOWN THE STREET P2- OUTSIDE THE POOL HALL WE SEE TWO BOYS LOOKING AT A MAN TIED TO THE HITCHING POST WHERE THE HORSE WAS, EVERETT HAS WENT INTO THE POOL HALL AND BROUGHT OUT THE OWNER OF THE HORSE AND TIED HIM TO THE HITCHING POST EVERETT UNDOUBTEDLY HAS TAKEN THE HORSE TO A LIVERY STABLE TO GET THE HORSE OUT OF THE COLD

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A HORSE HITCHED TO A POST IN FRONT OF A POOL HALL THE HORSE IS SHIVERING FROM THE COLD WIND BLOWING DOWN THE STREET P2- OUTSIDE THE POOL HALL WE SEE TWO BOYS LOOKING AT A MAN TIED TO THE HITCHING POST WHERE THE HORSE WAS, EVERETT HAS WENT INTO THE POOL HALL AND BROUGHT OUT THE OWNER OF THE HORSE AND TIED HIM TO THE HITCHING POST EVERETT UNDOUBTEDLY HAS TAKEN THE HORSE TO A LIVERY STABLE TO GET THE HORSE OUT OF THE COLD

The Chico Enterprise
Chico California march 29,1918

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A CROWD OF MEN STANDING AROUND AN UNCONSCIOUS MAN ONE OF THE MEN IN THE CROWD: I DON'T KNOW --- I GUeSS HE JUST FAINTED. P2- WE SEE THAT EVERETT , WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA HAS CLEARED CROWD AWAY FROM THE AREA AROUND THE UNCONSCIOUS MAN EVERETT: WHAT THIS MAN NEEDS IS AIR, AND HE'S GOING TO GET IT!!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS WALKING DOWNTOWN WHEN HE SEES A CROWD OF MEN STANDING AROUND AN UNCONSCIOUS MAN ONE OF THE MEN IN THE CROWD: I DON'T KNOW --- I GUeSS HE JUST FAINTED. P2- WE SEE THAT EVERETT , WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA HAS CLEARED CROWD AWAY FROM THE AREA AROUND THE UNCONSCIOUS MAN EVERETT: WHAT THIS MAN NEEDS IS AIR, AND HE'S GOING TO GET IT!!

The Santa Barbara Daily News And The Independent,March 25,1915

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Outbursts of Everett True By A.D. Condo ITS AFTER DARK AND A MUGGER ATTEMPTS HOLD UP EVERETT AT GUNPOINT MUGGER :T' ROW UP YER HANDS! P2- EVERETT REPLIES TO THE MUGGER YES I' LL THROW THEM UP ! ALSO AROUND!! EVERETT PROCEEDED TO THRASH THE MUGGER WITH HIS UMBRELLA

Outbursts of Everett True By A.D. Condo ITS AFTER DARK AND A MUGGER ATTEMPTS HOLD UP EVERETT AT GUNPOINT MUGGER :T' ROW UP YER HANDS! P2- EVERETT REPLIES TO THE MUGGER YES I' LL THROW THEM UP ! ALSO AROUND!! EVERETT PROCEEDED TO THRASH THE MUGGER WITH HIS UMBRELLA

The Modesto Bee
March 24,1917

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Outbursts Of Everett True P1- Mrs True:MY PATIENCE IS ENTIRELY EXHAUSTED WITH YOUR BRUTISH SELFISHNESS! MRS TRUE IS ABLE TO PUT MR TRUE OFF HIS FEET WITH A SINGLE PUSH WITH HER FINGERTIPS P2 MRS TRUE: BEFORE WE WE WERE MARRIED YOU SAID YOU WOULD LAY DOWN YOUR VERY LIFE FOR ME!! MR TRUE ANSWERS FROM UNDER A TOPPLED BOOKCASE WELL, I THINK IVE COME PRETTY CLOSE TO MAKING GOOD ON THAT, TOO!

Outbursts Of Everett True P1- Mrs True:MY PATIENCE IS ENTIRELY EXHAUSTED WITH YOUR BRUTISH SELFISHNESS! MRS TRUE IS ABLE TO PUT MR TRUE OFF HIS FEET WITH A SINGLE PUSH WITH HER FINGERTIPS P2 MRS TRUE: BEFORE WE WE WERE MARRIED YOU SAID YOU WOULD LAY DOWN YOUR VERY LIFE FOR ME!! MR TRUE ANSWERS FROM UNDER A TOPPLED BOOKCASE WELL, I THINK IVE COME PRETTY CLOSE TO MAKING GOOD ON THAT, TOO!

The Wichita Beacon
March 23,1916

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This is John, I'm improving slowly, hope to be able to return Monday the 23rd of March, thanks again everyone for your patience and support

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT HAS GRABBED A FELLOW BY THE BACK OF THE NECK AND HAS HURLED HIM FACE FIRST UNTIL HE LOOKING AT THE SIDEWALK EVERETT: PICK UP THAT WAD OF CHEWING GUM YOU JUST NOW SPAT ONTO THE SIDEWALK! THINK PEOPLE LIKE TO STEP IN THAT?!!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT HAS GRABBED A FELLOW BY THE BACK OF THE NECK AND HAS HURLED HIM FACE FIRST UNTIL HE LOOKING AT THE SIDEWALK EVERETT: PICK UP THAT WAD OF CHEWING GUM YOU JUST NOW SPAT ONTO THE SIDEWALK! THINK PEOPLE LIKE TO STEP IN THAT?!!

The Kalamazoo Gazette
February 19,1915

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT SEES THREE MEN ON THE SIDEWALK,THEY ARE CATCALLING OUT AT TWO LADIES THAT ARE WALKING PAST FIRST MAN:SAY PIPE THE ONE ON THE OUTSIDE SECOND MAN: HELLO SWEETNESS ! THIRD MAN BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE IN THE LADIES FACES P2-EVERETT HAS WORKED THE MEN OVER PRETTY GOOD, HE HAS PICKED THEM UP AN THREW TWO OF THEM THROUGH A SHOP WINDOW, ONE IS ON THE SIDEWALK HOLDING HIS HEAD EVERETT: THE NEXT TIME I’LL BE REAL ROUGH WITH YOU !!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT SEES THREE MEN ON THE SIDEWALK,THEY ARE CATCALLING OUT AT TWO LADIES THAT ARE WALKING PAST FIRST MAN:SAY PIPE THE ONE ON THE OUTSIDE SECOND MAN: HELLO SWEETNESS ! THIRD MAN BLOWS CIGAR SMOKE IN THE LADIES FACES P2-EVERETT HAS WORKED THE MEN OVER PRETTY GOOD, HE HAS PICKED THEM UP AN THREW TWO OF THEM THROUGH A SHOP WINDOW, ONE IS ON THE SIDEWALK HOLDING HIS HEAD EVERETT: THE NEXT TIME I’LL BE REAL ROUGH WITH YOU !!!!

The Pittsburgh Press
February 03,1908

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT ID TALKING WITH A MAN ON THE SIDEWALK, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERETT, THE MAN IS LEANING IN SO CLOSE THAT HIS NOSE IS RIGHT UP IN EVERETT’S FACE P2- EVERETT HAS MOVED THE MAN BACK, HE HAS LANDED ON THE GROUND WITH HIS HAT MASHED DOWN OVER HIS FACE EVERETT: IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY FACE!!!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT ID TALKING WITH A MAN ON THE SIDEWALK, MUCH TO THE ANNOYANCE OF EVERETT, THE MAN IS LEANING IN SO CLOSE THAT HIS NOSE IS RIGHT UP IN EVERETT’S FACE P2- EVERETT HAS MOVED THE MAN BACK, HE HAS LANDED ON THE GROUND WITH HIS HAT MASHED DOWN OVER HIS FACE EVERETT: IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME YOU'LL HAVE TO KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF MY FACE!!!

The Tacoma Times
Thursday,January 29,1914

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Outbursts Of Everet True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS TALKING TO A YOUNG BOY DOWNTOWN… EVERETT: DO YOU LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL, LITTLE BOY! BOY:NO , SIR P2- EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME FOR BEING HONEST.

Outbursts Of Everet True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT IS TALKING TO A YOUNG BOY DOWNTOWN… EVERETT: DO YOU LIKE TO GO TO SCHOOL, LITTLE BOY! BOY:NO , SIR P2- EVERETT: HERE'S A DIME FOR BEING HONEST.

The Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo

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OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE BY A. D.CONDO P1 - WE SEE EVERETT HAS ARRIVED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE EVERETT: THE POLICE DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO WEED OUT YOU SIMPERING DUDES THAT HANG AROUND THE THEATER LOBBIES AND LEER AT THE WOMEN, SO I'LL CRACK A FEW HEADS MYSELF!!! EVERETT IS USING HIS LARGE UMBRELLA TO CLEAR THE LOBBY OF MEN THAT LEER AT THE WOMEN WHEN THEY COME IN THE THEATER

OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE BY A. D.CONDO P1 - WE SEE EVERETT HAS ARRIVED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE EVERETT: THE POLICE DON'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO WEED OUT YOU SIMPERING DUDES THAT HANG AROUND THE THEATER LOBBIES AND LEER AT THE WOMEN, SO I'LL CRACK A FEW HEADS MYSELF!!! EVERETT IS USING HIS LARGE UMBRELLA TO CLEAR THE LOBBY OF MEN THAT LEER AT THE WOMEN WHEN THEY COME IN THE THEATER

Wilkes-Barre Times Leader
Tuesday, January 27,1914

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME? EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL SAME WITH THIS OFFICE UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!! WHY, THE P2: EVERETT: —VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO, BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!! EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- WE SEE EVERETT AND A YOUNG MAN THAT WORKS FOR HIM IN THE OFFICE YOUNG MAN: MISTER TRUS, CAN I PLEASE GET OFF THIS AFTERNOON AND GO TO THE BALL BAME? EVERETT : WHAT!! GO TO THE BALL SAME WITH THIS OFFICE UP TO IT'S EYES IN BUSINESS!! WHY, THE P2: EVERETT: —VERY IDEA!! THE VERY IDEA I - - - WELL, Yes, You CAN GO, BUT I'M GOING ALONG TO SEE THAT YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND AND ATTEND SOME FUNERAL!!! EVERETT IS GETTING HIS HAT THE YOUNG MAN HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE

Outbursts Of Everett True
By A.D.Condo

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE DISCUSSING THE WALLPAPER IN THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: NOW EVERETT, NE'VE JUST GOY TO HAVE NEW WALL PAPER! LOOK AT THIS OLD STUFF! MR.TRUE: SAY, MRS. TRUE, CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL EVER BE CONTENTED? P2- MR. TRUE IS ON THE TELEPHONE MR. TRUE: - SEND A MAN UP HERE TO MEASURE THE ROOMS-I THINK MY WIFE WANTS SOME NEW WALL PAPER! MR.TRUE HAS A BUMP ON THE HEAD AND A BLACK EYE

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- MR. AND MRS. TRUE ARE DISCUSSING THE WALLPAPER IN THE HOUSE MRS. TRUE: NOW EVERETT, NE'VE JUST GOY TO HAVE NEW WALL PAPER! LOOK AT THIS OLD STUFF! MR.TRUE: SAY, MRS. TRUE, CAN YOU TELL ME WHEN YOU WILL EVER BE CONTENTED? P2- MR. TRUE IS ON THE TELEPHONE MR. TRUE: - SEND A MAN UP HERE TO MEASURE THE ROOMS-I THINK MY WIFE WANTS SOME NEW WALL PAPER! MR.TRUE HAS A BUMP ON THE HEAD AND A BLACK EYE

The Oklahoma News
Monday,January 26,1914

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- MR. AND MRS TRUE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, MR. TRUE IS READING THE NEWSPAPER WHILE MRS. TRUE KNITS MR. TRUE: LISTEN, MRS. TRUE - - A SOLDIER GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF HIS EXPERLENCES IN THE TRENCHES- LET'S SEE, HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS: "FOR DAYS I LAY UNCONSCIOUS- For two WEEKS MY STOMACH WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD WATER. WHEN I LEFT THE TRENCHES I WEIGHED ONLY 108 POUNDS. I FEARED I SHOULD NEVER SEE MY LOVED ONES AGAIN, BUT THANKS TO DOCTOR KILLEM'S TONIC I CAN NOw - - P2- MRS. TRUE LAUGHS OUTLOUD HA- HA- HA! HA- HA-HA - HA! HA - HA! HA - HA-HA! MR. TRUE HAS AN DISPLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- MR. AND MRS TRUE ARE SITTING IN THE LIVING ROOM, MR. TRUE IS READING THE NEWSPAPER WHILE MRS. TRUE KNITS MR. TRUE: LISTEN, MRS. TRUE - - A SOLDIER GIVES AN ACCOUNT OF HIS EXPERLENCES IN THE TRENCHES- LET'S SEE, HERE'S WHAT HE SAYS: "FOR DAYS I LAY UNCONSCIOUS- For two WEEKS MY STOMACH WOULDN'T EVEN HOLD WATER. WHEN I LEFT THE TRENCHES I WEIGHED ONLY 108 POUNDS. I FEARED I SHOULD NEVER SEE MY LOVED ONES AGAIN, BUT THANKS TO DOCTOR KILLEM'S TONIC I CAN NOw - - P2- MRS. TRUE LAUGHS OUTLOUD HA- HA- HA! HA- HA-HA - HA! HA - HA! HA - HA-HA! MR. TRUE HAS AN DISPLEASED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE

Muskegon Chronicle
January 25,1918

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- THE SCENE IS THE INTERIOR OF AN ELEVATOR, THERE IS THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR, EVERETT AND AN UNNAMED MAN… UNNAMED MAN:OH! — THIRD! EVERETT: KEEP RIGHT ON GOING MISTOR ELEVATOR MAN! I WANT THE NINTH!! LET THIS FELLOW PUT IN THE NEW YEAR LEARNING TO CALL OUT HIS FLOOR BEFORE REACHING IT!!! EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, MASHING HIS HAT, AND MAKING THE MAN SINK DOWN TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR FLOOR THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR SMILES AND LOOKS ON APPROVINGLY

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- THE SCENE IS THE INTERIOR OF AN ELEVATOR, THERE IS THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR, EVERETT AND AN UNNAMED MAN… UNNAMED MAN:OH! — THIRD! EVERETT: KEEP RIGHT ON GOING MISTOR ELEVATOR MAN! I WANT THE NINTH!! LET THIS FELLOW PUT IN THE NEW YEAR LEARNING TO CALL OUT HIS FLOOR BEFORE REACHING IT!!! EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, MASHING HIS HAT, AND MAKING THE MAN SINK DOWN TOWARDS THE ELEVATOR FLOOR THE ELEVATOR OPERATOR SMILES AND LOOKS ON APPROVINGLY

The Muncie Evening Press
January 24,1921

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN APPROACHING HIM ON THE STREET, THE MAN WANTS TO SHAKE EVERETT’S HAND MAN: WHY, HELCO, EVERETT HOW DO YOU DO! AND HOW'S EVERYBODY UP YOUR WAYS? P2- EVERETT: WHY, HELLO, OLD SCHOOLMATE! YOU've PASSED ME FOR YEARS AND NEVER SO MUCH AS SAID "GOOD MORNING" BUT NOW YOU'RE RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE! SHAKE, OLD MAN! SHAKE!! INSTEAD OF SHAKING THE MANS HAND, EVERETT IS SHAKING THE MAN.

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1- EVERETT SEES A MAN APPROACHING HIM ON THE STREET, THE MAN WANTS TO SHAKE EVERETT’S HAND MAN: WHY, HELCO, EVERETT HOW DO YOU DO! AND HOW'S EVERYBODY UP YOUR WAYS? P2- EVERETT: WHY, HELLO, OLD SCHOOLMATE! YOU've PASSED ME FOR YEARS AND NEVER SO MUCH AS SAID "GOOD MORNING" BUT NOW YOU'RE RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE! SHAKE, OLD MAN! SHAKE!! INSTEAD OF SHAKING THE MANS HAND, EVERETT IS SHAKING THE MAN.

The Cincinnati Post
January 23,1915

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- SEVERAL MEN ARE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK TALKING, THEY HAVE THE SIDEWALK BLOCKED MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO GET BY THEM P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND SEES THE PROBLEM AND HAS AN IMMEDIATE SOLUTION! EVERETT: WHAT DO YOU GABFLINGERS THINK THE SIDEWALK IS,A DEBATING FORUM, OR A PLACE FOR BUSY POOPLE TO PASS ALONG!!! EVERETT THROWS THE MEN HEAD FIRST OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- SEVERAL MEN ARE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK TALKING, THEY HAVE THE SIDEWALK BLOCKED MAKING IT VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO GET BY THEM P2- EVERETT ARRIVES AND SEES THE PROBLEM AND HAS AN IMMEDIATE SOLUTION! EVERETT: WHAT DO YOU GABFLINGERS THINK THE SIDEWALK IS,A DEBATING FORUM, OR A PLACE FOR BUSY POOPLE TO PASS ALONG!!! EVERETT THROWS THE MEN HEAD FIRST OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDEWALK

The Tacoma Times
January 21,1916

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-A LADY INTRODUCES HER FRIEND TO EVERETT LADY: MR. TRUE, YOU MUST MEET MY FRIEND, MRS.EAVE SON SHE IS A NEAR NEIGHBOR OF YOURS. P2- EVERETT TIPS HIS HAT AND BOWS EVERETT : CHARMED, 工 ASSURE YOU! ALTHOUGH WE NEED NO INTRODUCTION. THE LADY IS PRETTY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH OUR FAMILY AFFAIRS. HER 'PHONE AND OURS ARE ON THE SAME TWO-PARTY LINE AND WE OFTEN CATCH HER LISTENING IN!!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-A LADY INTRODUCES HER FRIEND TO EVERETT LADY: MR. TRUE, YOU MUST MEET MY FRIEND, MRS.EAVE SON SHE IS A NEAR NEIGHBOR OF YOURS. P2- EVERETT TIPS HIS HAT AND BOWS EVERETT : CHARMED, 工 ASSURE YOU! ALTHOUGH WE NEED NO INTRODUCTION. THE LADY IS PRETTY WELL ACQUAINTED WITH OUR FAMILY AFFAIRS. HER 'PHONE AND OURS ARE ON THE SAME TWO-PARTY LINE AND WE OFTEN CATCH HER LISTENING IN!!

The Sunday Record
Columbia South Carolina
January 19,1919

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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo MR TRUE IS STANDING WITH HIS BACK TO THE STOVE P1-MRS. TRUE: THAT MISERABLE STOVE IS SMOKING AGAIN! THE PIPE IS FULL OF SOOT AND YOU PROMISED FAITHFULLY TO CLEAN IT OUT! MR.TRUE: Yes, MRS. TRUE,I DID PROMISE, BUT I DIDN'T SAY WHEN I'D DO IT- P2- MRS. TRUE: DO IT NOW! MRS. TRUE KNOCKS DOWN MR.TRUE, HE FALLS BACKWARDS, KNOCKING OVER THE STOVE,THE STOVEPIPE FALLS AND HITS HIM ON HIS HEAD

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo MR TRUE IS STANDING WITH HIS BACK TO THE STOVE P1-MRS. TRUE: THAT MISERABLE STOVE IS SMOKING AGAIN! THE PIPE IS FULL OF SOOT AND YOU PROMISED FAITHFULLY TO CLEAN IT OUT! MR.TRUE: Yes, MRS. TRUE,I DID PROMISE, BUT I DIDN'T SAY WHEN I'D DO IT- P2- MRS. TRUE: DO IT NOW! MRS. TRUE KNOCKS DOWN MR.TRUE, HE FALLS BACKWARDS, KNOCKING OVER THE STOVE,THE STOVEPIPE FALLS AND HITS HIM ON HIS HEAD

The Tacoma Times
January 18,1915

2 months ago 313 46 9 7
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS HAVING A MEAL AT A RESTAURANT AND HE NOTICES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE HIS NEWSPAPER THAT IS LAYING ON THE DINING TABLE P2- EVERETT: IT SEEMS A MAN CAN'T LAY HIS NEWSPAPER TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM WITHOUT SOME VULTURE SWOOPING DOWN ON IT EVERETT GRABS THE MANS RIGHT ARM PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM AND EVERETT PULLS THE RIGHT MANS EAR

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1- EVERETT IS HAVING A MEAL AT A RESTAURANT AND HE NOTICES A MAN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE HIS NEWSPAPER THAT IS LAYING ON THE DINING TABLE P2- EVERETT: IT SEEMS A MAN CAN'T LAY HIS NEWSPAPER TWO FEET AWAY FROM HIM WITHOUT SOME VULTURE SWOOPING DOWN ON IT EVERETT GRABS THE MANS RIGHT ARM PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM AND EVERETT PULLS THE RIGHT MANS EAR

The Seattle Star
Saturday, January 17,1914

3 months ago 283 29 8 1
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WAITING FOR A MAN TO SHOW UP AT THE APPOINTED TIME , THE MAN HURRIEDLY WALKS UP TO EVERETT: MAN: SAY, EVERETT, WHAT'S KEPT YOU SO LONG! I WAS HERE AT HALF PAST TWO AND WAITED 15 MINUTES, THEN I WENT AROUND THE CORNER TO CET A CIGAR: P2-EVERETT HAS GRABBED THE MAN BY THE NECK AND GETS READY TO HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: SHUT UP!!! DON'T ADD LYING TO YOUR OTHER CRIMES! I WAS HERE AT THE APPOINTED TIME, AND YOU WERE NOT!!

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo P1-EVERETT IS WAITING FOR A MAN TO SHOW UP AT THE APPOINTED TIME , THE MAN HURRIEDLY WALKS UP TO EVERETT: MAN: SAY, EVERETT, WHAT'S KEPT YOU SO LONG! I WAS HERE AT HALF PAST TWO AND WAITED 15 MINUTES, THEN I WENT AROUND THE CORNER TO CET A CIGAR: P2-EVERETT HAS GRABBED THE MAN BY THE NECK AND GETS READY TO HIT HIM ON THE HEAD WITH HIS UMBRELLA EVERETT: SHUT UP!!! DON'T ADD LYING TO YOUR OTHER CRIMES! I WAS HERE AT THE APPOINTED TIME, AND YOU WERE NOT!!

The Seattle Star
Friday, January 16,1914

3 months ago 308 44 3 2
Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT IS TALKING TO A MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE EVERETT: CAN YOU READ? CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN:YES, SIR. P2- EVERETT : DIDN'T YOU READ THAT SIGN OVER THERE? EVERETT POINTS TO A NO SMOKING SIGN CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN: SURE, I READ IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS. P3- EVERETT: “O, YE OF LITTLE FAITH"!! EVERETT STRIKES THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA THE MAN GOES BACKWARDS AS STARS SURROUND HIS HEAD AND HIS CIGARETTE GOES FLYING…

Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo P1-EVERETT IS TALKING TO A MAN SMOKING A CIGARETTE EVERETT: CAN YOU READ? CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN:YES, SIR. P2- EVERETT : DIDN'T YOU READ THAT SIGN OVER THERE? EVERETT POINTS TO A NO SMOKING SIGN CIGARETTE SMOKING MAN: SURE, I READ IT BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IN SIGNS. P3- EVERETT: “O, YE OF LITTLE FAITH"!! EVERETT STRIKES THE MAN ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS LARGE UMBRELLA THE MAN GOES BACKWARDS AS STARS SURROUND HIS HEAD AND HIS CIGARETTE GOES FLYING…

The Evening Telegram
Superior Wisconsin
January 10,1917

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