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Posts by Matt Dipple

A board pen resting at an extremely jaunty angle on a school carpet.

A board pen resting at an extremely jaunty angle on a school carpet.

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Anyone got any ideas how this board pen is managing to stay like this? Year 11 were as excited as I was 🙂

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I love the County Championship.

That is all.

#YouBears

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I'm officially concerned.

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Have put this up at school and discussed it with kids in detention quite recently. Provokes a thought or two.

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Gwan Justin

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Absolute shambles of a yellow for Pollock there. Awful refereeing. #BathNorthampton

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Some pretty one sided refereeing going on in Bath. Several clear offsides ignored one way, then Saints pinged for a dodgy one. Barbeary really lucky to escape a yellow. #BathSaints

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Cricket scorecard with some autographs on.

Cricket scorecard with some autographs on.

My brother is at Hove, autograph hunting all the Warwickshire players. Living his absolute best life.

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Ah, righto. Thanks.

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Love to see it. But why?

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We're all still here, then?

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He is insane.

And this is an open declaration of intended genocide.

If any other world leader said this, there would be sanctions and an arrest warrant, not just for him, but for his whole regime.

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Lancashire bowling at Northants, 9 down, fielders surrounding the bat.

Lancashire bowling at Northants, 9 down, fielders surrounding the bat.

An appeal for lbw.

An appeal for lbw.

How can you not love County cricket?

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Iran is not a bloody Tom Cruise adventure movie. Billions of people are facing the threat of economic hardship and all people are talking about is Hollywood-style rescues. For God sake, get a grip.

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Very pleased for Dan Mousley. A good team man, hopefully this is the start of a new phase of heavy run scoring that he's always threatened.

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We were both wrong about Malik and Booth. Seems harsh on Booth, he looked really good last season.

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Has he been withdrawn? What a p*ick.

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Let's see. Might not find out until Saturday, good week to play Surrey I reckon.

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You really think they won't play Mousley? I think he'll be in instead of Smith.

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Warwickshire have loaned out Olly Hannon-Dalby and I am very sad about it.

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It was a mixture of hating every minute of The Hundred last year, if I can say that, 
and especially being captain this year, I think it's really important that I focus on being as fit as I can be for the four-day stuff. I want to play in the Blast as well again. 

When The Hundred’s on, I'm hopefully going to be on holiday somewhere.

It was a mixture of hating every minute of The Hundred last year, if I can say that, and especially being captain this year, I think it's really important that I focus on being as fit as I can be for the four-day stuff. I want to play in the Blast as well again. When The Hundred’s on, I'm hopefully going to be on holiday somewhere.

James Anderson says he 'hated every minute' of playing in the Hundred last year 👀

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A shield with the words "Fac bona consilia, noli esse timings."

A shield with the words "Fac bona consilia, noli esse timings."

Left my mark at Corfe Castle

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Unbelievable. Should be sacked, what a shithouse thing to do.

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Henry Pollock: good at rugby

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Winning it at the death feels right for a team wearing England's 2019 ODI kit.

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Ireland look 5 times better with Crowley at 10 compared to Prendergast. Having a fly half not made of balsa wood clearly a good thing.

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It’s the weekend! The sun is shining! There are only 20 days to go until the start of the cricket season and the return of the glorious, incomparable, irreplaceable County Championship!

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‘Practically nothing less to target’
Trump, 2026

Stalingrad has been 'destroyed and [was] without any further worthwhile targets.’
von Richthofen, (senior Luftwaffe commander), August 1942

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Genuinely the most home-sided refereeing performance I've ever seen. Only Liverpool players capable of fouls.

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Looks like the English rugby team have concluded the only way to improve is by getting Borthwick sacked as quickly as possible

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