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Speaking as a non-Eagles fan, it really does feel like the only reason to ban the tush push is that the Eagles are successful at it.

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Modern Metal Playlist · jpfb1993 · 34 items · 4 saves

I made a modern metal playlist and wanted to put every Sleep Token and Make Them Suffer song

open.spotify.com/playlist/2Cw...

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Not normal: I'm uncomfortable in the body I was born with and I want to be left alone to figure it out

Normal: YO CHECK OUT THIS ROBOT JERKOFF MACHINE MY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGED

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Bostinha do caralho

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tweet by user hegelbon that reads: 

INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way.
︀︀BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.

tweet by user hegelbon that reads: INTERVIEWER: So I saw you were on “instaface” as you put it, which I love by the way. ︀︀BELICHICK [handed a hastily scrawled note by his gf, adjusts bifocals on a chain around his neck]: wow. You thought you cooked. You thought you said that with your whole pussy. But I gagged you.

can tell twitter is absolutely done for because an absolute all time hegelbon classic is barely cracking "Connor" Tier in virality

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this is such a Falcons story. and an all-time rough dad moment

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TORY HORTON TO SEATTLE HELL YEAH

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Jaydon Blue no Cowboys vou me matar

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Objectively, a QB room of:
Joe Flacco
Deshaun Watson
Shedeur Sanders
Kenny Pickett
Dillon Gabriel

Will be incredible content

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In one year we went from Deion implying he wouldn’t want the Browns to take Shedeur with the first pick in the draft to the Browns begrudgingly taking Shedeur with their seventh pick in the draft two rounds after they took a different quarterback

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Me dê Jaydon Blue, Tyler Baron ou Brandin Swinson na próxima pick

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Malachi Moore 😢😢😢

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one thing about trading future thirds to move up on day 3 is that you shouldn't do it

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Billy Bowman Jr here is a home run

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Lathan Ransom no Panthers gosto muito

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Amo Billy Bowman Jr 😭😭😭

Queria tanto no Eagles

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checked in on why jack sawyer may be falling

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Gostava mais do CJ West que do Ty Robinson

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NFL draft Day 3 is for the sickos. Let’s lock in, my freaks.

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Amo Cam Skattebo

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Merda queria o Charles Grant

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Jalen Milroe???

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Shedeur must've said something CRAZY in them interviews dawg

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Quero pro Eagles agora

DT CJ West
EDGE Tyler Baron
EDGE Brandin Swinson
OG Miles Frazier
OT Charles Grant
RB Jaydon Blue
RB Bhayshul Tuten
S Billy Bowman Jr
S Malachi Moore
WR Xavier Restrepo
WR Tory Horton

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UAUUUUU

JALEN MILROE LETS GO

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Imagine if Shadeur Sanders had been waiting in the green room this whole time.

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shedeur has now fallen into the “if we pick him it’s probably as a backup and he’ll bring too much drama for that so no thank you” range, this is wild

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Triste com o Chiefs pegando tanto jogador que eu gosto

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