Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D.Condo
P1- EVERETT IS IN A LAWN CHAIR, HIS FOOT IS BANDAGED UP AND HE HAS IT RESTING ON AN OTTOMAN, HE ALSO HAS A PAIR OF CRUTCHES BESIDE HIS CHAIR
A MAN STOPS BY TO COMMENT ON EVERETT’S CONDITION
MAN: EVERETT YOU HAVEN'T RHEUMATISM YOU ONLY THINK YOU HAVE, YOUR FOOT DOESN'T PAIN YOU, THAT'S YOUR IMAGINATION.
P2-EVERETT DOESNT APPOVE OF THE MAN’S DIAGNOSIS , EVERETT HITS THE MAN ON THE HEAD WITH ONE OF HIS CRUTCHES
MAN: GUCH! YOU’RE KILLING ME!!!
EVERETT: NO, I'M NOT, YOU ONLY THINK I AM
IT DOESN'T HURT YOU A BIT, IT’S ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION.
JU9T THINK IT DOESN'T HURT YOU AND IT WON'T!
The Pittsburgh Press
April 04,1906
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OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE
HELLO EV!
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PICTURES OF YOURSELF THAT I MAKE FOR THE PAPER?
THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOU!
SMART ALECK!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO RIDICULE AN IN-
OFFENSIVE MAN WHO MINDS HIS OWN BUSINESS!!!!!
The Muskogee Times Democrat, Muskogee, Oklahoma Territory, February 19,1907
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Outbursts Of Everett True By A.D. Condo
P1-MR. TRUE IS AT THE OFFICE OF A FACTORY MANAGER WHEN AN EMPLOYEE ENTERS
EMPLOYEE: MISTER GRIGGS,
THAT MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER AND DANGEROUS TO OPERATE
MANAGER MR. GRIGGS: WELL, LET THE MEN RUN IT TILL NOON AND
THEN WE'LL, HAVE IT FIXED -
P2- MR TRUE IS VERY UPSET BY THE MANANGERS DISREGARD FOR THE WORKERS SAFETY
MR. TRUE: DO IT NOW!!!!
MR. TRUE POUNDS THE MANAGER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD CAUSING HIM TO FOLD UP LIKE AN ACCORDION
Battle Creek Enquirer
April 11,1919
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Art Clokey sounds like a name you’d see in the game
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Also evil fanart idea I might not have the energy to execute rn
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I’ve been waiting over a year for frankenbugs to read through the unidentified corpse section of aotk and I’m so excited that this is now closer than ever
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We’re so close to releasing the grub from containment
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Heya! We’re actually already close to hitting 50% before the end of the week! Just 240 to go!
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People who use the word pan handler are probably reincarnations of Victorian workhouse overseers
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Introducing a major ui altering feature to our currently unstable website after major outages.
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Note: "Hi!! Writing this here because I don't know how to bring this up to my friend yet. Earlier ago, we went out near the woods to go cloud-watching. It wasn't anything special, but I needed it after having a not-so-great shift. I did fall asleep midway through, but I guess she did too. What was strange was when I woke up, she seemed fuzzy? Fuzzy like a plush. Maybe it was a part of my dream? I couldn't make out what she looked like so maybe. But I don't know, it felt real.
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A rubberhose-style anthropomorphic wolf, dressed in a paperboy hat and suspenders. He's hunched over, holding a wooden mallet behind his back and a whiskey bottle in his other hand.
Rubberhose commission!
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I wonder who could have blocked them….
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This might be the one that almost got her kicked out of art school but who can say
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I wish they where the one the cr—wait I’m being advised by my lawyers
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Doodle says hi #plushie
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Hm. No hell too hot
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Also I feel like this show would be wildly beloved and be loathed in a post gaze world in look outside
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Anything else would be grossly contrary to the games themes and I’m glad that it doesn’t humor it
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I like that attacking the visitor is not something humored beyond a joke ending if you succeed. or the visitor going: wow…that makes me feel really angry! I don’t like that! I’m going to squash you like a bug now
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